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images 1 through 3 are the beginnings of the “it’s gonna be may” gifset, with the “may” gif missing.
4: a gif of Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2 saying, “…April 30th?”
5: Harvey Birdman from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law looking at a calendar with April 29th written on the top of the page.
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I mean yeah I carry a sadness that exhausts my will to live like a leach on my heart but I’m basically fine
the wii is considered a retro console now.
THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.
'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
I did a meme
Ok look I know I’m literally 2 weeks too late for this meme but the concept of The Bride and the Ugly Ass Groom but it’s Kermit and Miss Piggy wormed it’s way into my brain and distracted me like a small child on a drum set until I drew it. Now you have to see it.
I imagine they were going to some fabulous gala in matching custom outfits but then stuff happened and poor Kermit got put through the wringer on his way to the event. Thankfully Piggy has enough style for the both of them so Kermit just gets to stare lovingly at her as she dominates the spotlight.
Honestly I’m shocked I’ve not seen anyone do this yet. Unless someone has done it and in which case I’d love to see it.
The original meme:
top 10 most divorced men to ever live right behind henry viii
He was bitching about Mackenzie Scott, Bezos’s ex wife, because she’s donated tons of money to nonprofits who support minorities. Man invents a new level of petulance each day.
context is so important/funnier cause omfg this man is so Divorced he's endlessly bitter at ex-wives that aren't even his own
Scary creatures being kind is my favorite thing
He might be onto something guys
Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.
