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panic station

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alex, 30, nb (he/they). multifandom (marvel, star wars, spy movies, music). rammstein sideblog @milliondegrees
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itswalky

imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

Love Star Wars. Love the Bible. I love the story about how Jesus *checks notes* cut off his son’s hand.

remember when satan took jesus out into the desert for 40 days to tempt him and satan was like "hey murder these younglings" and then jesus murdered them and then john the baptist cut off his arms and legs

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snail-speed

remember when jesus sank in lava since saint peter had the high ground

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