Yeehaw, Y'all.

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

carrying around a giant murderous powerful axe meanwhile you probably weight as much as 5 apples or something

I will fcking get you, grandpa😠

my friends playing through hzd and his computer should be able to run the game pretty smoothly but it keeps fucking it up and he sent me a screenshot and I have to keep restraining myself from looking at it because it makes me want to laugh so hard I throw up

an encounter

i’m gay, you’re gay, we’re all fuckin gay here okay?????

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

Pour one out for a real one.

Reading up on him, he was a pretty cool guy. He was one of the first people to stand up to John Money about his theories of gender development and position that intersex infants should receive surgery and never be told about it using his abuse of David Reimer as ‘proof’, asserting that Money didn’t have the evidence and standing his ground even when Money straight up started screaming at him. And then later he was proven right when he got into contact with David Reimer, not only discovering proof that Money was wrong but also how abusive and horrific Money had been. He then went on to write advocating for intersex and trans rights and to avoid unnecessary procedures on intersex people without full informed consent and that intersex people are part of natural human variation and that we deserve acceptance and not to be treated like a disorder.

A quote I really like from him: ‘Nature loves diversity, society hates it’

bored (ignoring a ridiculous amount of tasks)

talking to @cowgaykermit about Dragon Age (as we do) and they said "rip da2 for that name. this should have been da4. dao, da2, dai, da4. stick with the theme you started bioware omg. was about to say dreadwolf is a bit on the nose but esucrhgsh origins is all about diff origins and inquisition??? hello??? dreadwolf is not too on the nose i am wrong. petition to rename da2 dragon age kirkwall"

and then we started coming up with alternate names for DA2

DA Champion

DA Angst

DA This One's Rough Guys

DA Reuse Maps We're Lazy

DA Fuck Anders But Not In A Good Way You'll Find Out Why Later

DA Protect Fenris At All Costs

DA Fenhawke

DA Let's Blow Up The Chantry!

DA No World To Save But You Make Friends Anyway

DA Gotta Be Human Sorry Bro

DA Goodbye Family

DA Found Family Cuz Yours Is Gone Now

DA No You Can't Fuck The Dwarf

DA Don't Worry Cullen Gets Much Hotter In The Next One

DA You're Gonna Pick Purple

#I thought it was a stingray plushy and then it moved on its own#I say there staring at my phone just O-O wtf

It's a sugar glider! They Nightwing around the place at night and eat fruits and insects and whatever else tasty they can find! They're harmless but, like any wild animal, should be left alone (not fed or handled) unless you're a trained rescuer or similar professional going about your job. They're usually a lot greyer than this.

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

via reddit.com

me drunk at an apartment party

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

Snipe eel is the perfect name for that thing

Bitch just looks like the word “snipe”

The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942

anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

yeah but you didnt have to call us out like that

network failures network failures