literally gonna cry, the job i was hoping to get said they don't know if they can hire me because of how many people they hired. fml. i was so excited and my stupid parents had to jinx it

and why the fuck does every job finding website show me jobs I'm not qualified for!!!? If its not listed on my resume as a qualification then I clearly am not able to have that job!

I don’t know how to feel about this thing i experience last night. I was looking through some porn, because ya know, *horny* and i searched something like "monster fucking girl" and when i clicked on one of the websites i saw animal sexual abuse? I have been scarred and i don’t know what to do, i wish google chrome had a report website button in the app, if there is one then i don’t know where it is. I already cleared it from my browsing history but i still feel sick. And then there’s the fact that it was one of the results on the first page of the search.

TLDR: Don’t go to luxuretv, it has a zoophilia section and the website needs to be taken down

Just reported it to Google, because that’s the web browser/app i was on when i saw it, please do the same. The specific category is zoophilia, i feel so sick to my stomach

i also reported it to IC3, thats the internet crime complaint center, its connected to the fbi

I don’t know how to feel about this thing i experience last night. I was looking through some porn, because ya know, *horny* and i searched something like "monster fucking girl" and when i clicked on one of the websites i saw animal sexual abuse? I have been scarred and i don’t know what to do, i wish google chrome had a report website button in the app, if there is one then i don’t know where it is. I already cleared it from my browsing history but i still feel sick. And then there’s the fact that it was one of the results on the first page of the search.

TLDR: Don’t go to luxuretv, it has a zoophilia section and the website needs to be taken down

Just reported it to Google, because that’s the web browser/app i was on when i saw it, please do the same. The specific category is zoophilia, i feel so sick to my stomach

i saw this:

and thought it would be fun to actually work that out. so

^^^ every doctor who episode in chronological order

(pls let me know if theres any mistakes! i got most of the info from the tardis wiki so idk if its 100% accurate)

every day the doctor who writers room sits us down and says remember kids! capitalism is the devil and ai will kill us all!

bees?

to elaborate:

- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees

- she is 3 years old

- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees

- they didn't belive her for 8 minths

- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!

Ok ok MUCH smaller version of this.

When my daughter was like two and a half years old she started getting anxious whenever we’d go to the front yard. She wanted to hold my hand, or she’d hesitate to go at all, and she kept demanding “what’s that noise?!?” All the time.

And I’m trying to be reassuring going “that’s a birdie singing to us’😊” or “yeah look at the air plane way up there!😊😊😊” and sometimes I wasn’t really sure what sound she meant but I mean I’m in a city so there’s always something so it’s a car, a motorcycle, whatever.

Meanwhile every time I answer she looks at me like 😒😒😒and she doesn’t get any less nervous.

Anyways after like a month of this she’s only more upset, and has started insisting there’s a ghost outside. I figure she’s been watching too many scary Halloween cartoons and double down on my reassurances.

Anyways long story short I needed hearing aids and this poor kid had been hearing the neighbors Halloween decorations cackling in a scary voice every time the wind hit it while her mom kept insisting it was birds or an airplane or whatever.

I figured out which decoration made the sound and let her poke it and see it was a noisy toy and after that she loved it and stopped being nervous and I apologized and explained to her what happened.

And the moral of the story is to listen to kids and to remember to get your hearing checked regularly in case of childhood phobia development or 60,000 bees.

(Not counting naturally occurring things like people and rocks and plants)

Consider things like coins, books, or family heirlooms! Tell me about it in the tags!

Okay. I gotta ask.

Obvs pls share to get more votes etc etc

First time was at Claire’s, then they kept getting infected so i let them close, got them repierced at icing, which is a more mature version of Claire’s i guess

I just wanna get my best friends special yearbook autographs from their favorite people, why is it so fucking hard?

Like I understand wanting privacy, but if someone wanted to send them fanmail, then who would they contact about it/where would they send it?

it's easy when the person is an author of some kind because then you just find through their publishing house and go from there

Might of accidentally given myself botulism, i ate a piece of meat i thought was cooked then re thought it after i had swallowed

Apparently you can’t get it from meat so I’m probably fine