[accidentally scratches my nonstick pan while washing dishes] mmm yummy microplastics 😍🥰😋😋😊 [brain matter leaks out of my ear] [amoeba growing in my sink eats it] [stem cell in brain matter is not broken down and endosymbiosis occurs] [amoeba reproduces while the stem cell continues its own internal proliferation as an organelle] [a new type of eukaryote is formed] [neural amoebae gain the ability to communicate and function as a multicellular hive organism] [amoebic hive attempts communication with other species' nervous systems] [hive gains the ability to integrate existing organisms into itself] [cross-special hive expands to reach every organism on earth with neurons] [hive learns to self regulate existing ecosystems] [fungi that can break down plastic thrive without human intervention] [climate change crisis is prevented] [my amoebae-puppeted great great great great grandchildren are born into a clean and balanced world]
