you know whats really good?
when black cats are drawn like this
thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk
It’s the most accurate way to draw them!
I love black cats, they’re just black holes with eyes and that’s amazing
The abyss stares back…And if you’re lucky, it purrs.
My contribution
ASDfHOMYGOD
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
The scurvy got him
I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women.
My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of. Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.
If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.
she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box
I’m screaming!!!
the jonas brothers paved the way for other boy bands. the jonas brothers got rid of the whole idea that choreographed dancing makes a boy band. they played REAL instruments. gave us hit after hit. when you look me in the eyes made every girl age 7-87 swoon. burnin up not only was a summer hit but also started the iconic niley/nelena love triangle. lovebug made every girl from age 7-87 swoon AGAIN. fly with me made us all nick stans for a month. they werent just musicians tho, they were ACTORS, PERFORMERS, and SONGWRITERS as well. gave us camp rock, camp rock 2, jonas, and jonas l.a. their 3D concer experience was a moment in time no one can recreate. nick doing a backhand spring during the instrumental break during Goodnight and Goodbye? bringing big rob out for his verse in burnin up? bringing out water guns and soaking the crowd? they knew how to put on a SHOW. not only did they write their own music from the START but also wrote on demi lovatos debut album. they were the biggest boy band of our generation and it is time for EVERYONE to recognize that.
I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”
w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g
GOP 101: create a boogeyman
this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
please watch this immediately
Squish! That! Cat!
I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.
I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.
TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.
This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen
Always reblog
this is THE funniest casey frey video i’ve ever seen dakhfgfkjahdfj
i want to have this mans child
omFG OMF O MY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO
I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:
Cheeps.
Oh my god
I’m dead now
My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this
Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor
I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed
Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.
YOU WERE NOT KIDDING
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.
oof….
Now this is perfection. nice and juicy
call that a freshlight
nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy
learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life
BAHAHAAHA
this is the spiritual sequel to wrow
no words needed.
goodbye.
I wasn’t expecting that fjfjf
What the fuck did I just watch
Beauty
