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whaaaaaat’s up youtube my name is lee jordan and today we’re going to see how much magic i can do in front of muggles before they catch on, check this out
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make me choose ≡ neville longbottom or draco malfoy for @carolpeleiter
lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me? do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me? pointing fingers cause you’ll never take the blame like me?
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33. Dramione
“Areyou SURE I can’t punch him in the face?” “Yes.” “What if I just break his nosea little?”
“Granger” Draco grinned, pulling Hermione onto his lap and nuzzling his head into her hair when she wrapped her arms around his shoulders, “speaking from experience, even I think that would be a harsh punishment.”
Hermione turned to glare at him, “but look how much sense it knocked into you.”
Draco rolled his eyes, she always did like to bring that little fact up, “yes well i’m sure I would have seen the error of my ways and convinced my parents to defect even without you assaulting me.”
Hermione snorted, “I love you.”
Draco smirked, and hummed his agreement into her neck, “what did he say anyway that made you want to give him the malfoy special?”
Hermione’s face fell, a scowl marring her cute face, “he said I looked like a whale.”
She almost fell onto the floor, Draco stood so quickly.
“Forget what I said” he growled, helping to settle his heavily pregnant wife onto the chair he’d just vacated, “You should definitely have punched him in the face.”
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I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I want to look so good, other people hate themselves.
Draco Malfoy (via its-hp-bitch)
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Anonymous asked:
For a Harry Potter blog you seem to hate Rowling a lot
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the boy who made all the wrong choices..
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newestvegas
there’s nothing wrong with overly self-indulgent shit like honestly
make that fuckin beauty and the beast au with your otp
draw your favorite character broken and bloody for no reason
make a self-insert that’s super important and powerful
write porn of that obscure ship centered entirely around your personal kinks
headcanon your faves as your sexuality, gender, etc
have fun man
i mean in the past i’ve made fun of all these things but i’ve grown up and chilled out and honestly? fiction is your platform to go nuts. have a great time. do what you want to
just respect other people’s boundaries and don’t go forcing your headcanons down other people’s throats, because they deserve to have a good time too
enjoy fiction however you want to and don’t let other people tell you how it’s supposed to be enjoyed
littledipperpines
to all the people reblogging this and saying “except for this type of ship i don’t like”: get bent
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Draco: Hey, Hermione, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Hermione: Yeah, sure.
Draco: (lays down cards) Alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Hermione: Draco, these aren't even tarot cards, they're just pictures of me.
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Hermione: I can’t stand this anymore. Somebody take me out.
Draco: In the date kind of way or the assassination kind of way?
Hermione: I don’t care. Surprise me.
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“draco malfoy deserved a redemption arc,” i say into the mic.
the crowd cheers loudly, they give me a standing ovation and i bow. however, a single figure remains seated, silent.
there, in the 5th row: joanne rowling herself
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Hermione: Draco, did you eat those sugar doughnuts I made?
Draco, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand: What? No.
Hermione: Then whats that on your mouth?
Draco: Um
Draco: Uh
Draco:
Draco: Cocaine.
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Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.
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Happy New Year, Potterheads!
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The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much
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Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk
fleamontpotter
I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
fleamontpotter
AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
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NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
Harry Potter: Actual Niffler.
tovlia
I couldn’t resist
*screeches* New!!! Artist!!!
Literal Golden Boy.
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