Please imagine Maps or Jon or Maya dragging Damian around some retail store and he just has this sort of pinched "I don't want to be here" expression the whole time as he follows along behind them, silently cursing the flickering fluorescent lights and the sound of a jar breaking a few aisles over
Damian: I have a problem—
Jason: you have many problems, seek therapy
Damian, holding a sheet of homework in his hand:
Damian: I've changed my mind, Duke can I interview you for my homework?
Duke: Sure
#dc comics#shitpost#damian wayne#jason todd#duke thomas#damian winds up unable to use duke's answers to the questions on the paper#mostly because they get sidetracked when damian makes duke prove he's able to do something he claimed he did once#and then they got in trouble#so in the end damian went to barbara for help because she remembered to give more 'civilian' answers rather than 'hero/vigilante' answers
Tim: I hate you
Damian, holding all the monopoly money: Noted
I miss the boops 😔
Getting me while I'm at work! Oh just you wait till my shift ends @randomperson7718
HOW DID I ALREADY RECEIVE OVER 1000 BOOPS WHA-
Dear tumblr,
I didn't mean to report that post. I was just booping too fast
Sincerely,
A silly fool
Rip to my tumblr and my phone
Love you silly bastards @sleepycandyapple @casual-atrocities @lost4pandora
HELLO!?
Hello??
Anonymous asked:
Oh my god. Shy.
I don't even know if you remember me but im the bee anon LMAOOO just popped back in to the fandom yesterday and thought of you so I'm here to say hello! Also happy new year!
I saw a post about the most recent Batman and Robin issue where Bruce is finally trying to be a better father to Damian and it immediately brought back my hyperfixation lol. I thought of your account really fast cuz I remembered I loved most of your Damian headcanons.
-🐝
Bee anon!! So sorry I didn't see this until now! Lot of crazy stuff going on in my life recently lmao
It's really good to hear from you again and it makes me really happy that my blog was one of the first ones you thought of when the hyperfixation returned!! Happy new year and valentines day and I hope you're doing well 💜💜💜
Anonymous asked:
I'm sorry if I'm bothering you with this question but are you planning to finish your fix "a vigilante on the run"? I just read the first 6 chapters and they are the absolute best!!
One again I am very sorry if this ask is kinda bothersome for you.
Oh thank you so much! I actually lost my notes on my original plan so I've only got my base concept stuff rn, so I'm actually thinking of just rewriting it and planning things out a bit more— and somewhere I won't lose those plans/notes 💀
shyestofhearts reblogged
found the richtok anon was talking about omg
shyestofhearts reblogged
(leaks) WOAHHHHHH WOAH WOAH. GUYS! WAKE UP!! GUYS WAKE UP!!!
shyestofhearts reblogged
‘DNAde’ - FOUND: Artifact from the Future (Wired Magazine - March 2002)
I have 3 more years to find a bottle of this and drink it
shyestofhearts reblogged
i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory