Hi.

Creep 2 (2017)

Sara loves her juicy fruit and Aaron loves to kill

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Everything Everywhere All At Once (original)

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

*sighs wistfully* back in the day they didn't let you make a cartoon without including at least one goth chick. it was black lipstick as far as the eye could see. we didn't know how good we had it.

Forcefully conscripted into the Lord of the Rings Set of '01

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S05E03: Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places

“your designer heart still beats with common blood" is such a raw line you'd think it came from shakespeare but actually it's from repo! the genetic opera (2008)

"i would totally survive the apocalypse" -> guy who would die on the spot if he saw unshaved female armpit

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

In days of yore they called this "The X-Files"

fun fact: in the latin american dub, when Helen Brand tells Benoit Blanc that "google says he's the world greatest detective", he says "i am not James Bond" which is infinitely funnier than the original "i am not Batman" response

"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

The James

He escaped his Bonds

yes YES

the agent is out

(Is this how Benoit Blanc met his husband??)