I can’t stop thinking about that line in “Jennifer’s Body” where Megan Fox says “do you buy all your murder weapons from Home Depot, God you’re butch” this is hands down the BEST line in a movie to exist

Dutch Gothic

I decided to make my own.

- You’re walking in the city and decide to take a shortcut. You have entered a new world.

-You’re cycling in Amsterdam, or rather, you are trying to survive in Amsterdam. 

-You’re getting annoyed because Germany gets the credits for proverbs you got too.

-The windmills don’t seem to stop. People are fighting because of them. 

-The wind itself doesn’t seem to stop either though. You hope you can get home before you get whacked against a car or something. 

-So, is it Summer or Autumn? What is the weather even. 

-You have left the city, suddenly everything is green around you. 

-You thought that it was easy to get somewhere, there is water in your way. Better find a bridge.

-There is a wolf. Everyone goes crazy. 

-You either put three locks on your bicycle or you just throw him on the ground. 

-It’s been Winter for a month, you had no idea.

Im rebloging so you can explain later

@charturnus

Dutch gothic

It’s monday, the bomb alarm goes off, the sound is loud and reaches every city in the country, the animals are scared, they hide. The sound keeps going, it’s so loud. Dutch residents keep doing what they’re doing, they’re completely calm, sitting on their phone, eating lunch, working. Entire offices ignore the sound, teachers keep teaching, someone shouts over the alarm to ask if they can borrow a pen.

The way to understand dutch people

@charturnus

Fata-Morgana. This road sign has bugged me for a long time, I still have no clue as  to what it reffers to.  

Im gonna find it one day

FIRST TIME EMMY AWARD NOMINEES JEREMY ALLEN WHITE AND AYO EDEBIRI

Brain On Fire; Ch. 2

Summary: There’s nobody you can trust when your life becomes altered. How will you know what’s real and what’s a simulation?

Pairing: WandaNat x Reader

Warnings: blood, death, brainwashing, simulations, depression, suicidal tendencies 

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Please note that this story does not glorify depression and everything that comes with it. Do not hesitate to reach out to someone if you are struggling. Remember that you are loved, there are people who love you. Stay safe. 1-800-273-8255 ❤️❤️

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Wanda couldn’t take her eyes off of your sleeping form, her head propped up by her elbow as she scanned your thoughts for an opening. Being unconscious, you couldn’t keep the fire burning in your brain, your barrier extinguishing into nothing but smoke that distorted a path into your memories. And she fell down a path that you were failing to protect and, the longer she dove into your mind, the more she understood why you were struggling to decipher between reality and simulation. 

To her, it felt like she was looking through warped glass, barely capable of seeing the horrors HYDRA put you through, a new way to mold soldiers to do their bidding. She watched as you replayed several moments over and over in your head, meeting your untimely demise by the hands of the people you had considered family, but what broke her heart the most was the sacred moments you’d have with her or Natasha or both, the amount of trust you show the women… only to meet the same fate as all the other simulations.

She sees now that she can’t fully blame you for not trusting anybody, no longer having any reason to be frustrated with your slow progress to welcome her and Natasha back with open arms. And she’s clueless as to how to get you out of this. The empty feeling in her stomach was the helplessness she felt throughout her body, incapable of dragging you out of the fire. She wanted nothing more than to hold you in her arms and let you know that everything’s going to be okay, that the three of you would get through this together, but she knew it wasn’t that easy.

Czytaj dalej

I cant describe how much pain it gives me and how much I love it. This is one of the Best stories i have ever read. Thank you