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me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up

“I hope you’re all ready for mouth-watering sweet potatoes!”

“I thought we were going to be killed?”

“Oh no, I said marugoroshi! That’s what I call steamed yams!”

“You call steamed yams marugoroshi?”

“Yes! It’s a, uh, regional dialect.”

“Uh huh. What region?”

“Uhhhhh Sanuki-no-kuni.”

“Really. Well, I’m from Takamatsu and I’ve never heard of anyone call these marugoroshi.”

“Oh, not in Takamatsu, no, it’s a Marugame expression.”

“I see.”

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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

#mutual that is horny on main i would protect you with my life as if you were a monarch butterfly #i am planting milkweed for you #tit and ass milkweed #ily (from arborealgargoyle)

Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

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that;s yrue

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

wait a minute

that's me. that's my post. what is this

turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well

“can bisexuals use faggot” what a ridiculous question. of course we can. i just used one the other day

.. Just be sure to return them in better condition than when you started... unless they consent to being tossed into a dumpster with cum leaking out of their used holes.

Will you just calm the fuck down

so cruel of this sourceror to cast such wicked spells on an innocent beaste

Mordenkainens Forced Boo Boo Roll

wsb is so fucking funny actually

the mental image of this guy selling stock as the plane is depressurising around him is irresistible to me

I don't think this would be illegal. Insider trading requires nonpublic knowledge from inside the company. Airplane door blowing off? Not nonpublic, not insider knowledge. You're just fast.

Correct. You're not an insider to the company although you are (and hopefully remain) an insider to the plane, and you're not receiving any material non-public info as plane crashes are VERY public events. You're in the clear for buying puts while your plane goes down. I'm sure your next of kin will appreciate your priorities.

This guy is selling stock as the plane is plummeting out of the air at terminal velocity, while the person next to him is leaving a scathing 1 star review. The person behind them is doing a pov tiktok calling out the company. Boeing is fucking finished

gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

engine update:

the fact that Stardew Valley is a $15 indie game that came out almost a decade ago with zero microtransactions and is still receiving free DLC updates to this day is absolutely bonkers. There are $50-60 AAA games with paid DLC that have come out more recently and aren’t nearly as actively supported or updated.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

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