dude get your fucking flashlight out of my face i can't see shit

i don't care if "my eyes are glowing" and "humans can't do that", turn off your fucking torch and stop screaming you idiot

Well uh,,, WELCOME!!

If you’ve found this blog, hi! This is a blog that I, @trashmommatumble made just to spam the FUCK out of info on my OC’s…..  So, with that being said,,, I need to Introduce My OC’s,,, or well list them out. Big post? Ye. Under the Cut gonna happen? Also Yes.

Keep reading

literally please Im Begging Yall ask characters Anything-

ok i love mothman as much as the rest of you guys but you guys need to expand your horizons

y’all are sleeping on some of the best cryptids

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

Finally, I understand

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

Milk is $15

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

Adaptations of soulmate aus for polyamory

Red string of fate:

World goes black and white when they die:

The above can be for you see colour when you meet their eyes for the first time (but reversed)

Ring that heats up when you get close to your soulmates:

Black mark where they first touch you:

Tattoo of soulmates name

Doodles they do on themselves show up on their partners:

First words said to eachother written on wrist

This is mainly for @polyamorouspunk because they were upset with the lack of polyamorous soulmate stuff but if any fanfic writers wanna hop on this go ahead (tag me I wanna read it)

sometimes my genderfluidity be like

tho most of the time it’s

also kinda covers every aspect of myself, not just gender

I am cis, and this is extremely valid and helped me understand. Thanks and I love you

you’re welcome, I love you too^^

and remember

This post is so valid! I love it!

Yeah sometimes people are like “oh what gender are you now” and I’m like “I dunno I sent it out for maintenance”

guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about dragon mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvern

guys will tell you they know what a drake is and then describe an amphithere

guys will mix up wyrms and lindwurms and say "well they're all dragons aren't they"

don't let yourself be caught out! know your draconic lore

(source)

cant stop thinking about this comment

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

 𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝   𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜   𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕   𝚑 𝚎   𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝

y’know what vibes this is giving me?

Wilford says “Welcome back Ladies, Gentlemen and all other configurations of beings.” Because he knows his only viewers are Y/N and Dark. Who are both other configurations of beings. Google send tweet, Google I said SEND TWEET

Google's not gonna send the tweet because he can't have you revealing the Truth like this

[In case anyone was worried I would be making anything of quality this year, here’s your assurance that no, I will not be.]

*Italian chef kiss* Bellissimo

Absolutely incredible

@howaboutfondue

oh my god? the x files-fandom was the fandom that invented the word ‘shipping’? JESUS CHRIST I LOVE Y’ALL

Yes, back in the early days, there were two camps of fans: “Relationshippers” (people all about the MSR) and the “NoRomos” (people all about the platonic partnership.) Relationshippers was eventually shortened to “shippers.”

The X-Files popularity just happened to parallel the birth of the internet. Philes took it by storm with the creation of fan forums, chat groups, and hundreds of websites devoted to the show, characters, and the actors. :)

The X-Files fandom also coined the term UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension) as a fanfic descriptor. :D Fandom history is pretty neat.

fruck man

Man X-Files was my intro to fandom and fic and it shaped me so much

You know this post?

It’s true! But the corollary is, “And if not Star Trek, probably X-Files.”

the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

“Just give it to me straight-how many did we lose?”

“None but we gained a Kyle.”

@pipewrench-scratch

As opposed to Poland who conscripted a literal bear

Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives.

5 Reasons To Like Crows (American Crow)

Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?

Kai se riippuu kumpaa “puolta” panisit…

Kaikki paitsi suuseksi ois siis eläimiinsekaantumista. Entä jos se on päinvastoinen kentauri? 

Eli siis niinku

?

En tiiä ton panemisesta mut miten se liikkuis ja miks toi on ees olemassa ja mikä ois evoluution tarkotus noille käsille? haluan vastauksia

Käsillä ylttää haarojen välii

Tää koko postaus on yksi iso sekametelisoppa, josta liikkkuu 10 eri versiota. 

I don’t understand Finnish but I really like this picture.

We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with centaur”. That picture is reverse-centaur. 

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the finnish tumblr.

Musta tuntyy et tosta päinvastoin-kentaurista pitäis tehä suomitumblrin toteemieläin tms

Anteeksi tuplapostaus, mutta MILLAINEN anatomia päinvastoin kentaurilla mahtaakaan olla? :D Hevosen vai ihmisen sisäelimet ja missä suhteessa?

break the barriers guise

Tää postaus ei kuole koskaan

mä vihaan/rakastan tätä postausta niin paljon et tekee mieli puukottaa jotakuta

I don’t understand what is going on but the pictures

EI TÄS NÄIN PITÄNY KÄYDÄ

ja noiki viel

Oho. 

Sä teit siitä my little ponyn!

tää on oikeesti mun suosikkipostaus koko tumblrissa

Eih

“And Satan said, let the Finnish people have tumblr!” 

Enkä kyl kadu yhtään että sen tein

Pakko reblogata tää tähänkin blogiin koska tää on masterpiece josta voin kertoo tuleville sukupolville

kokeilin suomipaskageneraattorii ja

tää on hitosti kivempi lukee nyt kun dash ei oo täynnä viivoja

onneks niitä viivoja ei enää oo

pakko reblogata aina kun tulee vastaan, tää on yksinkertaisesti vaan legenda

Joo tää on sellanen ALWAYS REBLOG

Jos sitä nyt ajattelee, niin käänteismerenneidon paneskelu on ihan hyväksyttyä, nii miksei sitte käänteiskentaurin.

Tähän ilmestyy aina jotain uutta

Millasia jälkeläisiä noi kaks sais?

????????????

holy shit se on hieno

ei vittu mä haluun tollasen

So here’s the thing; I don’t understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone!

I don’t understand the words. I don’t need to be understand the words. I don’t want to understand the words. The pictures are fine

@junemermaid fyi

@xlostlenore should i be afraid to reblog this? i mean…if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao

The text is even wilder.

joka kerta kun nään tän postauksen se on erilainen 

@carpedm87

@dem0ness pls explain

luna i couldnt explain the sacred reverse centaur if i tried

@prologi please apologise for your entire country right fucking now

Sacred Text

Quick google translate says:

Where do the centaurs half the people and half horses do not know if it’s going to be an animal if you panis centaurus? vieraantunutkurpitsa I guess it depends whichever “side” you were going to … neekkis Everyone except oral sex, therefore, is an animal. What if it is the opposite of the centaur? a plague doctor So that’s it

? tulitie I do not know how it moves and why is it and what is the evolution of the evolution to those hands? I want answers a plague doctor Hand over between branches neekkis This whole post is one big mixed-minded dude with 10 different versions. Imaginarymagnitude Deactivated I do not understand English but I really like this picture. neekkis We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with a centaur?” That picture is reverse-centaur. crystal duck Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have the finnish Tumblr. a plague doctor

tulitie Black does not feel the opposite - the centaur should make the finfish a plague doctor

neekkis Excuse me a double post, but MILLAINEN anatomy, on the contrary, can be the centaur? : D Orphans or human indigents and in what proportion? ristiinrastiinnaulittu

Break the barriers guise Finnish patient This post will never die Fuckingnovice Deactivated I hate / love this post so much you do not mind stabbing someone therandommeerkat I do not understand what’s going on but the pictures a plague doctor NO THERE WOULD LIKE

a plague doctor

And no more neekkis Oops. tulitie

a plague doctor You did it my little pony! animehinttari This is really my favorite boom in the whole tumblr really pointless shit Eih that-one-tall-dorky-dude “And Satan said, let the Finnish people have Tumblr!” Lucifer And I do not regret that I did it tappakaamut I have to reblog in this blog as well, because this is Masterpiece, which I can tell to future generations a plague doctor I tried the Finnish Generator and

itsensakaljastaja This is a bit thicker now reads when the dash is not full of lines Finnish patient Lucky those lines are no longer ok ruisleipajuusto I always have to reblog when it comes, this is simply a legend kodittomatsammakot Yeah, that’s ALWAYS REBLOG fineleideeh If you think about it now, then the reversal of the reverence is quite acceptable, so why not reversed the reverb.

neekkis Something new here kodittomatsammakot Millasia the offspring of us two sais? fineleideeh

???????????? kodittomatsammakot Holy shit that’s fine a plague doctor I do not want to fuck me godyoutalkpretty So here’s the thing; I do not understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone! ravingdionysius I do not understand the words. I do not need to understand the words. I do not want to understand the words. The pictures are fine theotherjax @junemermaid fyi gayharoldfinch @xlostlenore should I be afraid to Reblog this? I mean … if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao perspective error The text is even Wilder. Finnish patient Every time I go there post it is different carniverousherbivore @ carpedm87 lunarwings @ Dem0ness pls explain dem0ness Luna i couldnt explain the Sacred reverse centaur if i tried Saxifraga-x urbium @prologi please apologize for your entire country right now fucking elodieunderglass Sacred Text

Haluun hypätä katolta mitä täällä tapahtuu

Kun se ilmestyy dashille se on pakko reblogata

Nyt saatana poltetaan koko suomitumppu

*PAHISNAURUA*

ei vittu xddd parasta

Suomitumppu on suomitumppu, oon lowkey ilone et ymmärrän tän postauksen

käänteismerenneidon ja käänteiskentaurin mukula, nii sehä on vähän niiku käänteismerikentauri

tätä kaipailtiin ni täs ois

Oletin jo et tääki postaus on flaggattu

no siis mä jouduin googlaamaa tän ku ei löytyny mun blogista jos kirjoitin hakuu “käänteiskentauri” eikä löytyny myöskää #käänteiskentauri:lla

Pitäskö tähän mestariteokseen saada mahdollisimman paljon noteja kun tää vielä on olemassa. Ja pahoittelut kolmannesta reblogauksesta tänään

Tää selvis “puhdistuksesta”

Nyt se on selvää. Käänteiskentsuri on tuhoutumaton.

Joo tosiaan googlettamalla löytyy, en löytänyt minäkään tumblrin kautta.

TÄÄ ON JOKA KERTA ERILAINEN MITÄ VITTUA SUOMITUMPPU

I don’t understand this post but i love the pics and the weird aura it radiates