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With everyone forced to stay home I thought I’d dust off this old baby. With 184 one shots, multiple series, and plenty of drabble sets, this should help keep y'all busy. Enjoy my darlings and stay safe!
Just some Dean smut, because I miss him. A lot. (Obviously.) Dividers by @firefly-graphics
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader
Word Count: 1065
Warnings: Smut, PWP
“Dean… I can’t… get the door with you…”
He has you pinned, his kiss stealing the breath from your lungs. He stops long enough to grab the key card from your hand and slides it through, shoving you with the door into the room.
You stumble back a little, and he reaches an arm back to swing the door closed with a solid thud. “C’mere,” he growls, and you meet him halfway, your bodies slamming together and your hands tearing at each other’s clothes.
It's been too long since I've had a chance to read and good Lord Riz this one is 🔥
Summary: He never forgot the teacher that had the most impact on him.
Prompt: Dean Winchester, in class, crushing on the teacher
Pairing: Dean Winchester x older!female!teacher!reader
Word Count: 5643 words
Warnings: fluff, crushes, slight angst, some mentions of John’s stellar parenting (don’t @ me, I love him, but I can be character critical), smut (nothing underage), flashbacks, reader is approaching forty, some humor about sex in later life.
“I’m telling you, man, this isn’t our thing,” Sam dismissed, following Dean through the doors into the high school reception. His brother grunted, flashing his badge at the security guard, who directed him to the desk where a gentleman was quietly reading.
“And I’m telling you, it might be.” Dean retorted, fixing a professionally fake smile onto his face, leaning on the desk with one elbow. “Agents Townsend and Daltry, we’ve got an appointment?”
The man peered at him over his glasses, pursing his lips for a split second as he glanced at the identification Dean was holding. After a second or two, he looked down, checking the clipboard wedged underneath his arm, before he smiled back at them. “Principal Matthews is in her office, I’ll let her know you’re here.”
Dean nodded, turning to move a little further away out of earshot. “We got five kids, swearing they saw a monster.”
“Yeah, highschoolers, seniors in their final year, acting out an urban legend,” Sam replied. “We’ve got bigger fish to fry right now.”
“Yeah? Got any leads?” the older man challenged. “Because last I checked, we had bupkis to go on.”
As a teacher I very much appreciate this.
Summary: Reader is heartbroken after a few weeks of Fez checking in on her after he handed her heart back to her. He can't take her silence on the other end of the phone anymore.
Warnings: swearing , reference to sex and angst.
Word Count: 1.6k
A/n: Here you guys go! I'm edging you guys with part 8 of 'la vie en rose' so I'm posting all of these oneshots and requests to keep you alive.
I know you've been excited and I'm honestly so shocked at how much attention this specific request got. Thank you to whoever asked for it! See other A/n for cute gif of Angus.
This part ends on a much happier ending compared to it's partner part. So.... ENJOY!
Masterlist(updating later today)
Aww I love it!
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Fez- maybe a friends with benefits sort of thing? Fez doesn’t want to be In a relationship because he’s worried of the danger he might put you in but he can’t not be with you in some way?
OH my love, yes. You can have anything you ask for. It's a bit angsty and I actually might end up making a part two if you guys are upset with a sad ending lol
Wasn't sure if you wanted nsfw stuff in this, so I was a bit vague but you can still get the point. In the future, if you guys want nsfw stuff included, just let me know!
Here we go! AND SEND IN MORE REQUESTS PLEASE!!!
Word count: 1.65k
TW: Angst, swearing, tears, mentions of drugs, mentions of sex.
Fez made it clear from the beginning that this wasn’t supposed to go anywhere.
Ow this hit close to home. Love it!
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Pairing: Dean X Reader
Word count: 4404
Warning: Shameless flirting, Mention of alcohol use, Oral (both receiving) Safe sex (Is that a warning? It shouldn’t be because using condoms is cool)
Author’s Note: A special thanks goes to climbthatmooselikeatree for letting me throw her and her sexy blonde hair at Sam as a distraction. Also an apology to her for any bruising she may have now. I’m sure she’ll like it! A companion piece to this was written by the-pri-experience called The Other Side of the Wall for a look at what happened on Sam’s side of the wall. Give it a read too, its so good.
Dean Winchester, although try as he might to deny it, likes to cuddle. This became abundantly clear even before you started sleeping together. It started innocently, at first. You have been driving to your next case, which was in Wyoming and since the one you had just finished wrapping up had been in Mississippi you decided it was best to get some sleep.
Sam and Dean had both agreed since the case was so far it was best just to drive straight there in shifts. Dean had insisted on taking the first shift. Sam had claimed the backseat for himself so he could spread out to sleep which left you next to Dean. You had tried to get comfortable against the passenger door but every time the road became uneven you would smack a part of your scalp on the lock of the door.
No words to express how perfect this is.
Aww thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Summary: Draco Malfoy asks for unconventional help. You agree. (Fake Dating AU)
Pairing: Draco Malfoy x reader
Word Count: 2,602
Requested by: @agentpegcxrter : Hi!!! Could I request a Draco fic with fake dating au? Thanks! If you can’t there’s no problem! ✨🥰
You shouldn’t have been surprised.
You watched Malfoy where he sat beside you, rigid in posture and eyes trained on the common room fire. The flames danced around the space, making shadows flicker across his skin. You were biting your lip in thought as you pondered what he’d said.
Fake dating isn't my usual go to but I fucking loved this.
pairing: steve harrington x fem!reader x eddie munson
tags: mmf threesome, oral sex, rough sex, unprotected sex, piv, anal, double penetration, dirty talk, dom!eddie, dom!steve, sub!reader, best friends with benefits, mentions of virginity, hair-pulling, breeding kink, throatfucking, squirting, praise and degradation, everyone is horny
summary: back home from school, you recount about your time away in college with steve and eddie, leading to a sexual proposition that you never would’ve expected.
notes: pure filth, forgive me if it is hard to visualize positions… threesomes are very messy and crazy to write! feedback and reblogs appreciated :)
There’s a veering shift in the way they look at you. Maybe it’s because you’ve been gone for so long, so out of the loop, nothing but a modulated grainy voice on the other end of a call line, or a lingering scent in the back of their closets — jasmine, soap, the smell of girl and all things sweet, a tang of Eddie’s favorite green bud.
You want to believe it’s because they’ve missed you, they always do, but it’s different.
Well fuck me sideways that was delicious
Eddie Munson x fem!reader [2.1k] Shotgunning with Eddie, shy reader, best friends who touch too much.
“Smoking’s bad for you, sweetheart.”
You set the boy with a stare, deadpan. Eddie grinned, dimples in cheeks as he shrugged, holding the lit joint between you both.
“You smoke like a chimney, Eddie, I don’t tell you off.”
You were cross legged on his bed, sheets still messy and rumpled from the morning. You were tired and sore, foggy behind the eyes from too many overtime shifts and nights spent in front of a computer screen, scrolling through college applications and student loan funding.
You’d asked your best friend for a few puffs, not even a baggie despite the amount you knew he had stashed underneath his bed. You just wanted to relax.
“That’s ‘cause you’re prettier than me,” Eddie replied, voice lilting, “I’m sparing you from early wrinkles.”
This was so soft and just the right amount of sexy. Love it!
Can I request 13 from "hand holding" with Steve? Tysm I love all of your work 💜💜
Thank you babe! 🥹🧡
“Fuck, fuck, baby.”
Your answer was a whine, eyes clenched shut, lips parted in a gasp as your hands flew to Steve’s hair, grabbing almost too tightly as he snapped his hips into you and hissed.
What had started as teasing, soft kisses and the slow push and pull of the boy moving into you, had propelled into a hot, messy fuck. You were overly sensitive, a little desperate, grabby and noisy - it was all too much and not enough, and tears were wetting hot at your lash line, overwhelming you.
“Hey, hey, shhh,” Steve cooed, his hands moving from your thighs to your face, one finger and thumb catching your chin to make you look at him, the other hand smoothing back your damp hair, dabbing away your tears. “Oh, my girl, y’okay? Too much?”
"We kind of stitched [Eddie's vest] so it would look like he did it himself ... We added a belt buckle that has a handcuff on it ... We gave him a chain on the leather of his jacket, like maybe the zipper broke, and he tried to close it. So we really focused on little details."
Summary: Steve Harrington asks you to keep a secret for him.
Warnings: Smut, fingering, unprotected sex, cheating, choking, bloody knees, oral (m receiving).
MINORS DNI. 18+ ONLY
I'm so fucked up. I loved this
summary: steve harrington doesn’t get all those girls for nothing and you discover what keeps them all coming back for more
warnings: fem!reader, smut, size kink, steve is HUNG, slight dom/sub dynamics at some points, oral (m receiving), some rough stuff but nothing crazy, unprotected sex (use a condom folks)
a/n: two fics in one day?? who am i?? anyways this is one that i lost the second half of and i don’t like the rewrite as much :( i have this headcanon that steve is hella hung which is part of the reason he got his “king steve” rep. soooo here’s why steve is so cocky.
smut under the cut <3
So idk if you're currently taking requests but hear me out. Steve smuggles home a porno from work in which a girl squirts. After watching it he becomes obsessed with the idea of making you squirt, and it takes time a couple of tries to get it right but once he does it's his new favourite thing to do when you're alone together. Like almost every date these days ends with him three fingers deep inside you, and the sheets absolutley ruined.
also this ask: could you write a steve x fem reader where steve makes you squirt for the first time
steve harrington x reader
summary: after a discovery at the family video, steve is determined to have you fulfill his new favorite fantasy
warnings: fem reader, smut, squirting, some light choking, unprotected sex
a/n: this is a little short but i might make a part two at some point 👀 anyways i hope y'all enjoy!! i'm slowly but surely making my way through my drafts so there's plenty more of this coming soon ;)
smut under the cut <3
That last like got me like
