“Crystal was concerned th-”

“She should be.”

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd

Remember kids! NEVER save left-over antibiotics! You should never have leftover antibiotics, because you have to finish the whole course! Not doing so, or giving your antibiotics to someone else who hasn’t been prescribed them is how we got superbugs, that are resistant to antibiotics! 

ALWAYS finish your antibiotics, even if you don’t think you’re sick anymore! NEVER give your antibiotics to other people, there is no guaruntee they will have any effect, or the same effect, and without a full course, will not help them even if it is the right medicine for the job. 

BOTH cases result in resistant superbugs, which are dangerous to everyone, and hurt everyone. You might think you’re helping your poorer friends who cannot afford an antibiotic/to be seen by a doctor, but you’re not. You’re just hurting everyone. 

This is it. This is the entire pet care experience in one video

DENNIS NOT THE LIGHT

NONONONO

@ofkindnessandchaos

“Harlot’s Web” written with @benevolentspung (uncensored version on site: http://pbfcomics.com/comics/harlots-web/)

WHAT THE FUCK?!

“Is it the right order or is it another box of granola?”

“It’s DEFINITELY the right order.” “You’re positive it’s the right order?”

“Yes.”

*ships more granola*

I’m not sure if this was from a thrift store or not. A friend send these to me and I thought that this was just the sort of thing that would be enjoyed by you fone people.

I love how Nintendo heard that people are sick of Fire/Fighting starter Pokemon so instead of designing different kinds of fire types, they’re still making fire fighting Pokémon but not typing them as Fire Fighting. Like the Litten line and Scorbunny line both look like fire fighting but just aren’t. It’s like a genie’s wish.

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

my HANDSOME boy…

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

Who is a racist piece of shit. Just a piece of shit in general but also with a nice side of racism

Name one racist thing Trump said or did.

1973, Trump and his company Trump Management were sued by the U.S. Department of Justice for housing discrimination against African-American renters; he settled the suit without any admission of wrongdoing, Birtherism, Trump launched his 2016 presidential campaign with a speech in which he spoke about Mexican immigrants: “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best,” he said in the same speech. “They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” He claimed that a judge with “Mexican heritage” should be disqualified from deciding cases against him, shithole countries, “Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how it is done.”

Then there’s the host of things that people who have worked with him have said he has said and done -

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/588067/

Now show me Obama’s racism in kind please

It’s time.

@dangerbooze

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

you know who it is

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

this is why i can’t talk to people who don’t think space is the shit