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@diocletianscabbagefarm / diocletianscabbagefarm.tumblr.com

Edgar, 32 (oh, god), Netherlands - History graduate. Once in a while I might flood your dash with unsollicited ancient Rome factoids. Lotta D&D up in here, fellow kids. My art tag (gosh it feels pretentious saying that) is My Doodles.
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As a little celebration for having finished the first 10 sketches for our D&D campaign, and due to the fact they’ll currently all still fit into 1 image post, here’s all the sketches so far in one post, starting with one from our most recent session (the 55th, time sure does fly) at the top, down through 54-48, and an errant one from way way early in the campaign, in session 4. 

The last 8 sessions have sure been a rollercoaster. Slaying a fallen angel and foiling his plans to tear open an elemental rift, and witnessing the disbandment of a druidic tribe, and then hopping across the world and get invited to a fancy gala in order to outwit a beguiling enemy to release a dearly beloved NPC whom she held hostage, and to lobby for a ship at the same time.

Just 46 more to go. Easy peasy.

All the drawings I’ve done since the initial batch. I took a pretty big break in between the first 5 and the last 2 (they’re from sessions 56-58, 61-62, and 84-85 respectively, top to bottom) but perhaps some day I can fill the gaps.

Real proud of this one too

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Unique Dialogue while setting boundaries in Sharess Caress

Dark Urge:

Shadowheart Origin:

Wyll Origin: I've only known courtly love. Please, be gentle.

Astarion Origin: Just don't tell me what to do… It brings back bad memories.

Karlach Origin: It's been a long time since I've been able to touch anyone. So nothing too… unexpected.

Lae'zel Origin: Follow my lead. And do it with enthusiasm.

Gale Origin: I'm rather out of practice with this whole bodily intimacy exercise, don't ask me to do any tricks.

Class Specific(All):

Race Specific: (Drow one is also gender specific)

Deep Gnome: I'd just like to spend an hour without experiencing a height joke.

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This was a bit self-indulgent but I have more than enough holiday and bday $$$$ so I asked @littlestpersimmon for a commission of my Durge, Taveov, and I love itttt

Please give littlestpersimmon your business, I love his art! One of the best and most unique fantasy artists on tumblr 💕💕💕

Read my silly Broken Boy’s journey here

Updating slowly but surely

Sneak peak of a scene far in the future in Act 3 by the wonderful @violetsyrenart

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I really, really, really didn't want to get into this on Twitter because I don't use Twitter to actively conduct politics because I'm not interested in my account there becoming a target for annoying people, but it's tweets like these (and all the comments underneath it) that really make me question to what extent people are aware of both how the UN came into being and to the anarchic nature of international relations (in the sense that there's no higher authority that can order/force a state to do something, like the way a government can order a citizen).

Additionally I suspect very few people are aware that when Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin were negotiating the details of how they'd structure the UN in 1945, Stalin insisted on there being veto powers in the security council. From what I could find with a google search, as of March 2024 Russia/the USSR has used its veto 128 times, the US 85 times, the UK 29 times, China 19 times, and France 16 times. I tried to do a quick count and by my reckoning half or more of all US vetoes have been in relation to Israel/Palestine.

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Learning about Lopburi, the Thai town where two rival gangs of monkeys have been fighting in the streets

Police have been trying to capture the “leaders” but the monkeys know how to identify a tranquilizer gun, so they scatter as soon as they someone raise one. Cops have to hide the tranq gun until they get close.

The baboons began to differentiate between a blowgun and a walking stick. They could tell if I was inhaling to dart or to sneeze, and hit the dirt for the former. I started to have to dart from behind bushes. They would start doubling back on me, we’d circle around a tree, the target one step ahead. They figured out my darting range, knew it was shorter in the wind. They could probably tell if I had a chest cold and was taking shallower breaths. It was uncanny. Things got increasingly complicated. I took to darting from vehicles. I would have to switch vehicles when they learned one. Soon, I would have friends drive the Jeep, while I hid in the back. Decoys, extra vehicles. Southern-sheriff sunglasses to keep the baboon from seeing where you’re looking, trying to look out the side of your head. Ski masks, a plastic Halloween mask that made it nearly impossible to use the blowgun. Complex schemes, hiding behind tourist cars, stakeouts hours in advance, hoping the baboons would pass by me before nightfall. A peculiar thing happens under these sorts of circumstances. You find yourself, a reasonably well educated human with a variety of interests, spending hours and hours each day and night obsessing on how to outmaneuver these beasts, how to think like them, how to think better than them. Usually unsuccessfully.
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Lmao so 40k is having a normal day; Games Workshop added a retcon that female Custodes have always existed. Custodes are super super super soldiers, they’re to Spacemarines what Spacemarines are to a normal human being, and every single one of them is basically a custom bioengineering project tailored to their genetics. As opposed to Spacemarines (where the male-only nature of the geneseed and organ grafting process, the warrior-monk brotherhood aesthetic and the daddy issues re their Primarchs are more explicitly pronounced) there was a lot less reason for the Custodes to be male only, especially considering how custom tailored each one’s creation is supposed to be. There’s even an admission on the web somewhere from someone from GW the concept of female custodes was originally only nixed because the minis were already finished and were all male so they couldn’t change them.

Anyway, now GW’s socials are flooded with people whining about it and claiming this is the straw that causes them to stop buying from GW, but even funnier is the folks who dig into their shareholders and see companies like Blackrock and go like “ahAH! GW is pandering to the leftist investment firms…!”

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Seeing a lot of WW3 doom chatter and who knows my instincts might be completely wrong on this, but based on behavior thus far and the Iranian UN mission's "the matter can be deemed concluded" statement, I'm getting more the feeling Iran really isn't interested in getting caught up in this thing but felt backed into a PR corner where they had to do something; "they bombed our embassy if we don't do something we'll look rather silly, lob a random number of drones/missiles at them and then have the interns tweet 'and don't do it again' at them."

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unbfacts

An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.

“There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.

It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.

I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn’t match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.

Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.

We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: “November Charlie 175, I’m showing you at ninety knots on the ground.”

Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the “ Houston Center voice.” I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country’s space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn’t matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.

Just moments after the Cessna’s inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. “I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.” Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. “Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check”. Before Center could reply, I’m thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol’ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He’s the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: “Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.”

And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds we’ll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.

Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: “Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?” There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. “Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.”

I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: “Ah, Center, much thanks, we’re showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.”

For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A. came back with, “Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.”

It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day’s work.

We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.”

-Brian Schul, Sled Driver: Flying The World’s Fastest Jet

Always reblog passive-aggressive Blackbird speed check

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quoms
[…] When a person fails to begin a project that they care about, it’s typically due to either a) anxiety about their attempts not being “good enough” or b) confusion about what the first steps of the task are. Not laziness. In fact, procrastination is more likely when the task is meaningful and the individual cares about doing it well.

I’ve been yelling this for years

Hi yall, author of the piece here. Medium instituted a pay wall so here is a link to access it for free:

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penny-anna

while im talking about the Elagabalus thing, while i was refreshing my knowledge i ran into this little tidbit that i'd forgotten about!

SO the source for the oft-cited claim that Elagabalus wanted a vaginoplasty is Cassius Dio. If you look up Dio on the subject you might notice that the reference in question actually appears twice within a couple of paragraphs:

He carried his lewdness to such a point that he asked the physicians to contrive a woman's vagina in his body by means of an incision, promising them large sums for doing so.

& then shortly thereafter:

Avitus [Elagabalus], according to Dio, besought his physician to employ his skill to make him bisexual by means of an anterior incision.

(both excerpts from the Loeb Classical Library edition translated by Earnest Clary which you can read online (free & legal!) here.)

What's happening here is that, unfortunately, Dio's history of Rome doesn't actually exist anymore in its original form. The text as we have it is cobbled together from a number of summaries by later writers & some fragments. Occasionally we have different versions of the same passage that disagree as to what Dio actually said and translations opt to include both versions.* There's an introduction to the Loeb edition with more information that you can read here.**

in this instance it seems to me that there's a couple of possible explanations for the disagreement:

  • Dio just said that Elagabalus wanted a vagina and the author of the 2nd fragment assumed this meant 'as well as' rather than 'instead of' a penis.
  • Dio did say that Elagabalus wanted to be 'bisexual'*** and the author of the first fragment skipped over it; or
  • both authors are misrepresenting what Dio actually said.

There's 2 major takeaways from this IMO:

1: Not only do we not know for certain whether the claim that Elagabalus wanted a vagina is actually true, we don't even know what the primary source actually said about it.

2: the second variation on the claim implies that Elagabalus's end goal was to have both a penis & a vagina. this is, obviously, not very cisgender behaviour, but it also strikes me as potentially implying that Elagabalus might have been (in modern terminology) bigender or genderfluid. Which is, ofc, assuming that the claim has any truth to it, but if we're going to take it at face value then IMO we do need to acknowledge that it doesn't unambiguously indicate that Elagabalus was a binary trans woman.

Anyway I just think the discrepancy here is interesting on a couple of different levels and also serves to illustrate the difficulty of making any definitive claims on the subject!

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*I did actually make an attempt to figure out where each bit comes from. The first variation is from the works of Zonarus who is one of our major sources on Dio. I can't figure out the citation on the second variation and, tbph, there's only so much research I'm willing to do for a tumblr post.

**If you've clicked the link and skimmed over it like 'wow this is really dry & tedious'. yeah. :(

***(I can't read Greek well enough to say what word is used here. The translation is from 1927 and is presumably using 'bisexual' as an outdated way of saying 'both sexes'. If anyone knows what the Greek text actually says please let me know, I'd be interested!)

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txttletale
Anonymous asked:

do you know anything about the source behind people claiming elagabalus was recorded to have expressed an explicit desire for medical transition

that's also in book 80 of cassius dio's roman history:

He carried his lewdness to such a point that he asked the physicians to contrive a woman's vagina in his body by means of an incision, promising them large sums for doing so.

and, again -- it is completely impossible to independently ascertain whether this happened or not! cassius dio does not tell us how he knows this, or who told him, and we have no other source to corroborate this. this could have really happened, this could be a misunderstanding of exaggerated version of something elagabalus did say, it could have been made up by dio or by dio's source, and we have no way of knowing! but in its context within cassius dio it is after paragraph after paragraph excoriating elagabalus for being a profligate degenerate effeminate foreigner who wasted roman money on his sexually depraved parties in honour of his evil foreign god, and i think it's intellectually dishonest to try and present it outside that context.

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OJ simpson has entered valhalla

OJ has gone to the section of heaven where they put black men who are addicted to white pussy

OJ is getting his uncancered prostate pounded by blonde women in eternal paradise

OJ simpson has been reincarnated as a beautiful buzzing bee that will pollinate numerous flowers across southeast american suburbs. And maybe fall in love with a white woman along the way

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