this is literally how it feels when i post about werewolf cock on this site
Me and the other Tumblr folk waiting for were-ralph's next sermon on Werewolf cock
Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have โfairy bloodโ which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor whoโs unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They donโt hve extra pointy ears and elves donโt have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his motherโs side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.
Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.
Fighting some demons in the night ๐นโจ๐
I just had this little HC of Kagome's baby bump first starting to show, and Inu's fawning over it and lets slip he can't wait to know how their baby smells then immediately gets embarrassed because he sounded doglike. But Kagome just asks if he'll try to share it with her since she knows how important senses are to him and she can't experience that.
more farcille <3 giving them the physical affection i don't have in my life :')
guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?
guy who lives near a construction site:
Libraries with a sense of humour.
need to be sitting out on a porch swing for this one
Neil Gaiman's favorite trope
Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swapโฆ
LATER
for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..
i cannot express how distraught this question makes me feel
When she griddle on my harrow till I hark. Is this anything
see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence