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The Notorious Clodius the Beautiful

@clodiussuggestion

Handsome and Charismatic Populist Tribune. I love my wife, the Roman people, distributing grain, and gang violence
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“The wild beasts that roam over Italy have every one of them a cave or lair to lurk in; but the men who fight and die for Italy enjoy the common air and light, indeed, but nothing else; houseless and homeless they wander about with their wives and children. And it is with lying lips that their imperators exhort the soldiers in their battles to defend sepulchres and shrines from the enemy; for not a man of them has an hereditary altar, not one of all these many Romans an ancestral tomb, but they fight and die to support others in wealth and luxury, and though they are styled masters of the world, they have not a single clod of earth that is their own.”

— Ti. Sempronius Gracchus

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ONCE AGAIN MY MAIN ACCOUNT CLODIUS “CLODIUSPULCHER” PULCHER HAS BEEN TERMINATED BY THE ANTI-POPULIST SENATORIAL FORCES OF NEIL GAIMAN AND TUMBLR STAFF

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Hey guys

My main blog Clodiuspulcher got ..... terminated for some raisin so I’m gonna either convert this into my personal account if I don’t get it back or like post out of character as clodius for a few days if I do. We love a functional website

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due to personal reasons i’m gonna get myself in fighting trim scope out every angle of unfair advantage i’m gonna bribe the officials i’m gonna kill all the judges it’s gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage

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be a woman of doubtful morality and invite the best poets of town to your house and discuss love and philosophy with them while your husband is in some distant province of the empire

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The wild beasts that roam over Italy have every one of them a cave or lair to lurk in; but the men who fight and die for Italy enjoy the common air and light, indeed, but nothing else; houseless and homeless they wander about with their wives and children. And it is with lying lips that their imperators exhort the soldiers in their battles to defend sepulchres and shrines from the enemy; for not a man of them has an hereditary altar, not one of all these many Romans an ancestral tomb, but they fight and die to support others in wealth and luxury, and though they are styled masters of the world, they have not a single clod of earth that is their own.

Ti. Sempronius Gracchus (via gracchisuggestions)

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