Kamek: You want to speak with my ruler?
Kamek: (through a microphone) Bowser, some bitch wants to talk to you.
Mario: Alright team. Assemble. Wario: We've been here for like ... 40 minutes. Mario: Well then, assemble better. Wario: Dunno how to do that. Mario: Dont be a wise guy, Wario. Luigi: I dont think he's in danger of that. Wario: Hey, fuck you too Luigi!
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With great power comes…a ton of weird crap that we are not prepared to deal with!
-Luigi and Mario. To each other. On a constant basis.
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Bowser: Hey! I just want to get to know you! What's your sign, baby?
Peach: Octogon. As in "stop".
Hello generic looking hat! FLY GENERIC LOOKING HAT, FLY!!!
Probably Mario. (Source: a weird dream I had)
Aftermath of Hotel Mario
Bowser: (Hospitalized with the Koopalings) Oh...that hotel was a bad idea from the start.
Morton: ...That was a hotel?
Nurse Peach: (to Bowser) Your bill, sir.
Bowser: (reading the bill) $15000?! ACK!
Ludwig: You're not gonna have a heart attack, are you?
Bowser: Not at these prices! Forget hotels! This hospital racket is where the money is!
Morton: ...This is a hospital?
Bowser: Pack your bags, kids! You're going to medical school!
All Koopalings except Ludwig: Hooray!
Ludwig: (dryly) Oh boy.
Peach: Bowser, do you even have a special someone?
Bowser: Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes...well...no. But still-
Peach: Bowser, if you have some kind of weird shrine of me, I will be very unhappy.
Bowser: It's just a poster and a few candles. Very tasteful.
Peach: *sigh*
Luigi: Hello friends, and welcome! My name is Luigi! Wario: Heeeeeee- HMM! Waluigi: What's he saying? Wario: I thinks hes telling us to go f*ck ourselves. Waluigi: HEY F*CK YOU! Luigi: Well that was rude. Why are you being such a jerk? Waluigi: I think he thinks my name is Kirk. Wario: HIS NAME IS NOT KIRK! Luigi: NO! I SAID "WHY ARE BEING SUCH A JERK?" Waluigi: No... HIS name is Kirk!
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Luigi’s Mansion 3! So excited, so I had to animate a Luigi based post.
Anyway, We’ve got an animation of a text post by @incorrectsupermariobrosquotes, specifically this one.
There was an awful lot of sound editing here, We’ve got the original audio from JonTron, which fortunately only had one channel with the game audio, so we get pure voice, the dark halls variant of the Luigi’s Mansion theme, so no humming, and King Boo’s laugh is from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash, because big guy needs his iconic laugh.
I’ve gotten a bit sidetracked now, so to the credits. All of the models are by SAB64 on Deviantart, and links to the individual downloads are in the description of the video.
Wendy: Can you guys stop fucking yelling?
Ludwig: You’re the one who’s fucking yelling!
Wendy: This is how I talk!
Roy: She’s right, that–that is her inside voice.
Luigi: Look, at least take a jelly bean okay. (picks up a jar of jelly beans, unscrews the top and hands them to Daisy) I bought them just for you.
Daisy: Well that was very sweet. (takes some)
(Yoshi barges into the room)
Yoshi: There you are, give me back my jelly beans, you son of a bitch!
Daisy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Waluigi: Not until four.
*Toadette and Toad running to a Staples store*
Toadette : Do you think they will actually have staples?
Toad : *grabs some staples in the store* No way.
Toadette : Yes!
Toadette looking up : You know what this means.
Toad *running towards a Dick's Sporting Goods : Come on!
Toadette : WOOOO
Noki: And the answer is you! you must go to the ocean floor.
Mario: Okay....Great it's me! Aka, DO EVERYTHING MARIO!
Larry: Oh my God, my sock drawer. I'm dead, he found your shrooms. Do you know what this means?
Roy: Yeah. I get your room, and you get sent to military school.
Waluigi: They said I could never teach a Yoshi to drive!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: *drives terribly towards a cliff* AAAAAAAWAOWOOWWOOWA!!!!!
Waluigi: No, Yoshi No!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: *Falls off* AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Bowser: COME ON BOYS, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT I DONT HAVE ALL DAY!
Bowser's mind: Little do they know i do have all day!
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