y'all imma make a skype group chat for the deity squad (or sms/imessage or something else if you want) hmu if you want in

ok update: sms gc bc no one has skype

can you join if youre just a monarch

anyways @anon go fuck yourself

i got this really gr8 tie and i was gonna show you guys how great i am at tying it but then Dysphoria

Brother no

sister help

Brother show the tie and be proud because you handsome

take a fuckin sip babes

tfw salvation army has hp merch

PUFF SOLIDARITY

practice break

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

Marina and The Diamonds

Grump and Not So Grump

Bread and butter

Ramones and Clash

Coke and Pepsi

Skype and Oovoo.

Derek and The Dominos

the proletariat and the bourgeois

feudal lords and handmaidens

Dungeons and dragons

narumitsu and narumayo

kinder and milka

benny and the jets

florence and the machine

shrek & the bee movie

Xbox and pc

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

Naruto & Sasuke

Ben & Jerry’s

Offense and Defense

Peanut butter and jelly

Coffee and tea

Owl and city

Lamb and beef

My type and not my type

Ihop and Denny’s

Mcdonalds and burger king

Coke and Pepsi

Jedi & Sith

Sharks and Jets

sans and komaeda

Joestars and Brandos

Alliance and Horde

Valor and Mystic

Dipper & Mabel 

Ruby & Sapphire

nutritious & delicious

furries & scalies

Overwatch and tf2

ocean and sky

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

soprano flutes and inferior things

confession: i want a hug from bach

@jsbach-official @papabach May I have a hug?

Why come here child, papa has enough hugs for all his children!

Bit creepy there Bach tone it down

Youngsters thrive on positive, loving interactions with their parents/guardians tho. If a child is seeking affection, what sort of parent denies it?

Mine

My child, earthly parents are not perfect. Would you like an internet hug?

Yes pls actually

HUGPILE

@jsbach-official

Can I please have a hug?

Adds @small-artist to the hugpile

Can I get a hug too? I’m feeling a bit down

Everyone gets a hug @rayn-y-day and @president–abraham-lincoln

@papabach pls

You get a hug too, my child~

Hug please?

You may have a hug~

@jsbach-official I want a hug too

@papabach can i have 20 hugs to make up for your entire suite in b minor? 

My children, please remember to practice impeccable technique with @paultaffanel-official’s and my book, 17 Big Daily Finger Exercises! Everything is designed to help you practice scales!

If you do not do all 17 every day you are weak and undeserving of the title of flutist.

Father be nice to the children

what if i want to play long tones and vibrato exercises??

My child, you must do it all and still sparkle enough to block out the haters

if i play your scales at 1/100th the written tempo would they count as long tones and vibrato exercises???

what if you only practice once a week? 

asking for a friend

*un gasp* you must practice for more than one day! How can you get better if you do not practice?

We could always stare at the music and hope our fingers and our brains agree?

@paultaffanel-official help me Father. The students are rioting

(cue mars)

My children, please remember to practice impeccable technique with @paultaffanel-official’s and my book, 17 Big Daily Finger Exercises! Everything is designed to help you practice scales!

If you do not do all 17 every day you are weak and undeserving of the title of flutist.

Father be nice to the children

what if i want to play long tones and vibrato exercises??

My child, you must do it all and still sparkle enough to block out the haters

if i play your scales at 1/100th the written tempo would they count as long tones and vibrato exercises???

My children, please remember to practice impeccable technique with @paultaffanel-official’s and my book, 17 Big Daily Finger Exercises! Everything is designed to help you practice scales!

If you do not do all 17 every day you are weak and undeserving of the title of flutist.

Father be nice to the children

what if i want to play long tones and vibrato exercises??

Let me introduce you all to my so--I mean student, Philippe Gaubert

@philippegaubert-official 

How are you my child?

PAPA! I love you so much! 

no no no no no no no no no no NONONONONONONONONONONO  

Oh my child, come hither. There is much technique to perfect

I SHALL PRACTICE AT ONCE, MONSIEUR, 

Let me introduce you all to my so--I mean student, Philippe Gaubert

@philippegaubert-official 

How are you my child?

PAPA! I love you so much! 

no no no no no no no no no no NONONONONONONONONONONO  

Do not worry my loyal subjects I hath returned… I’ve just been doing some -uh- spring cleaning? I 100 haven’t forgotten to update because I have 13 side blogs I was cleaning the WHOLE time.

Now I’ve heard recently that the “humans” have a new “president” which I’m guessing is their version of a queen. He’s orange and loud so I’m guessing he’s for the brass party?

Anywho I pray that humans don’t all end up in fire and can continue to play us.

And another thing, I have decided to Knight @official-frenchhorn @official-trumpet @official-trombone @official-tuba and @official-baritone because APPARENTLY I CAN KNIGHT PEOPLE

Who wants to be the royal jester?

YOU’RE BACK!! 

Hello naughty flutists, who is ready for

scales

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can…trust us..,… definitely not UP to something..,,..*paper titled “how to steal 1st chair falls out of pocket*dont know what that is sorry

bad dab cabbage dad

I’M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING USING THIS EXACT MOTIF (?)

add the Bee Babe motif while ur at it 

I should write something based on those things

we should all like. make a huge shitpost with these themes and maybe add some more.

bad dab cabbage dad

I’M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING USING THIS EXACT MOTIF (?)

add the Bee Babe motif while ur at it