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life in the shark lane (terminally pretty)

@lemonsharks / lemonsharks.tumblr.com

PFP & Header by @requinoesis 🪸 Buckle up, sibs, this is a Lockwood & Co blog now. Fandom old like I needed an invite code for my first LJ. OP of the ancestors post your blood relation shared on facebook, instagram, and/or pinterest. (It was literally my therapy homework, whoops.) ORIGINAL CONTENT: CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
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About me

Heyyyooo

Adult, she/her, queer, excited to befriend other adults over shared interests! PM me if you're local! I'd love to hang out! (I like museums. And tacos.)

Anyone can interact, use your best judgment. I block with impunity.

I try to tag stuff according to my conscience and better judgement.

I live in Chicago with my best friend, our three cats, and my rosy boa who I swear thinks she us is a boa constrictor.

Fandoms:

Lockwood & Co, Stardew Valley, Star Trek, Dragon Age, Tortall (Tamora Pierce), Flight Rising

Interests:

Nature, history, reptiles, amphibians, sharks, cats, phylogenetics, neat plants, neat rocks, fandoms, history, archaeology, art, true crime, my current hyperfixations

Hobbies:

Bookbinding, sewing, collecting craft supplies, sometimes making stuff with the craft supplies, writing/reading books and fanfiction, digital painting, pixel art, watching shows & youtube, cooking, baking, travelling, (I go to see people, not places), beachcombing, herping & tidepooling (no touchy), photography.

Aspiring to hiking and backpacking.

Someday I will foster kittens again. I love doing that.

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yall i just realized the middle guy is Riz Ahmed I remember seeing this post fucking three years ago wtf

So I was doing some research and this fb thing was posted in 2013

and Riz Ahmed didn’t burst onto the Hollywood scene until 2014 with Nightcrawler (I know he was steadily working in England but I’m talking about worldwide fame that only Hollywood brings)

ON TOP of that, he filmed The Night Of in 2012, but it didn’t get released until 2016. Which means in this photo he has already filmed the role that will earn him bank and an Emmy, but in his mind he’s still just a struggling artist who may never “make it”. This image has level 5,000 in power. BUt also it means he was famous before he was famous, and he probably didn’t even know it. What a Godamn STAR

LIKE DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWN OF HIM BEFORE THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWM OF HIM???

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lil bit of a rough overlay edit and I couldn’t decide on the coloring.

I’m calling this beginning of the evening vs end of the evening.

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im so fucking serious when i say that no one is crueler to visibly disabled people than girlies with blue wolfcuts and sharp eyeliner wearing hundred dollar sweaters from shein.

like. there's a weird misconception that it's old people, but i have never once had an issue with anyone over the age of, like, 55. they are fine with me muttering to myself or making weird faces or not hearing them the first five times they call my name. that's not a problem for them. when my brother goes out with a cane, they're the ones who compliment it, and tell him the spikes and ribbons are a cute addition.

yesterday this pink haired girl in the bathroom told me that i needed to stay away from movie theaters if i was going to act like a schizo. ten minutes later an 80 year old woman complimented me on my bright red hearing aids and said she wished she had that confidence when she got hers.

anyways to the anon who just said that maybe i shouldn't be in public spaces. thank you for proving my point

a very important addition.

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dredsina

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

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Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.

Although not going by the term "asexual" yet, asexuality was spoken about alongside homosexuality as far back as the 1890s. Asexual history is just as vital to queer history as any other term and I'm so tired of watching us being treated like a new thing

This image is so so fucking important to me

Reblog this, cowards

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