me: i dont like tea like 50 tea lovers: [appear from thin air] what the fuck did you just say? you dont like tea? did i hear that right? you fucking fool. you buffoon. it is IMPOSSIBLE to hate tea. i would know, ive converted 100 of my friends from anti tea to pro tea just by taking them to teavana. you just havent had the right tea yet. ill show you. ill fucking show you. once im done with you will have green tea flowing through your veins. i fuck teapots

...Me...

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

what language is this

I love this

i had time so heres an engwand

APH France headcanon

When he’s alone at night, he sleeps in a hoody. That way he won’t get cold and it makes him really comfortable, warm and sleepy.

If you live in the U.K. make sure you register to vote in the general election today because the deadline is tomorrow!!!

https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

hope all my UK followers over the age of 18 have registered to vote already, but if not, here’s the link, you got approximately 24 hours left (until May 22nd 2017 at Midnight) to register to vote in what is arguably the most important election of the last 20 years in this country, the outcome of which will have a profound impact on your future. only 50% of 18-24 years olds voted in the referendum over the EU whereas 80% of voters over 55 did, and the figures were similar in the 2015 election, so don’t let their vote dictate your future, get out there and make your vote count.

Register here: https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

IF ANY OF YOU CAN. FUCKING VOTE. HI FROM A FUSTRATED 17 YEAR OLD. YOU VOTE MATTERS! P L E A S E VOTE.

me @ anyone who talks shit about portugal

Literally me