have given up on thinking I can make myself go to bed any sooner than I usually do and finally accepted that I just need to take a nap a few times a week to make up for the sleep deprivation

“just checking up on you” means a lot

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

imagine sitting around outside doing nothing and suddenly a giant beast delicately places a cookie into your mouth

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

imagine sitting around outside doing nothing and suddenly a giant beast delicately places a cookie into your mouth

I love bald baddies. Shout to the bad bitches that are bald.

Yall taggin this with fandom men, I'm talkin about BAD. BITCHES.

Like!!!!!!!!!

oh hey that last pic is Skin! here's some more pics of her bc I think she's cool :]

The hard truth about autism acceptance that a lot of people don't want to hear is that autism acceptance also inherently requires acceptance of people who are just weird.

And yes, I mean Those TM people. Middle schoolers who growl and bark and naruto run in the halls. Thirtysomethings who live with their parents. Furries. Fourteen-year-olds who identify as stargender and use neopronouns. Picky eaters. Adults in fandoms. People who talk weird. People who dress weird.

Because autistic people shouldn't have to disclose a medical diagnosis to you to avoid being mocked and ostracized for stuff that, at absolute worst, is annoying. Ruthlessly deriding people for this stuff then tacking on a "oh, but it's okay if they're autistic" does absolutely nothing to help autistic people! Especially when undiagnosed autistic people exist.

Like it or not, if you want to be an ally to autistic people, you're going to have to take the L and leave eccentric, weird people alone. Even if you don't know them to be autistic. You shouldn't be looking for Acceptable Reasons to be mean to people in the first place. Being respectful should be the default.

This reminds me of that global warming comic, like

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

tumblr in 2067

The reason it’s called French Toast is absolutely ridiculous and I’m so mad rn about the story

Okay so, Basically the story is that French toast was coined in 1724, by an illiterate innkeeper in Albany New York, Who was named Joseph French

IT’S named French Toast because when Joseph FRENCH STARTED SELLING IT the sign instead of saying French’s Toast- because he was illiterate- said French Toast.

And THAT IS WHY IT’S CALLED FRENCH TOAST AND NOT SOMETHING ELSE

Are you fucking kidding me

I TOLD Y'ALL IT WAS RIDICULOUS

We call it “pain perdu” in French; “lost bread”.

This is German Chocolate Cake all over again

@captainclickycat

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

had to draw it

A baby argentinosaurus scans the forest floor for danger. One day if she’s lucky she’ll grow so large no predator on earth will be able to touch her.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

this barbie is making a nest in my heart.

pigen :)