*anguished scream*

what i mean when i call a character perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well written. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are”

so basically when i say they are perfect what i mean is thank god they aren't 

what i mean when i call a character perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well written. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are”

so basically when i say they are perfect what i mean is thank god they aren't 

"don't speak ill of the dead!" don't be a piece of shit when you're alive then

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hebridean sheep are my favorite sheep because they look like baby satans

get a load of little lucifer junior over here

there are real actual people in real life that spend thousands of dollars on TRENDY CLOTHES every few months? O_O

no, don't worry, that doesn't happen in the real world, go back to sleep

ok♡

visualizing anxiety issues is fun

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You’ve heard about gender neutral….

Get ready for

idk about you guys but i would totally let him skin me alive :3 

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

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The Hanged Man

dark science beyond belief

today i had dinner at my favorite little hole in the wall mexican restaurant and as i was leaving i made sure to hold the door for an older lady behind me and as i stood outside getting my uber figured out the lady walked back up to me very nervously and said “you’re gonna think i’m a crazy lady but it was just put upon my spirit to tell you this: you’re god’s favorite” and she continued to apologetically tell me how she doesn’t know what it means but she was compelled to tell me that i’m god’s favorite. basically what im saying is so long suckers

this would’ve been normal portland crazy behavior but i wasn’t in portland and she was just totally normal. except that she couldn’t ignore the voice of god telling her to tell me i’m his favorite

studies have found including eyes on signs or walls significantly deters nearby crime

jebus that would deter nearby anything