Resident Mook

me when the human character loses their humanity while the non human character gains humanity

Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

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@toskarin

because of how sexual the sort of layman weeb's understanding of anime/manga/etc is, I understand why people feel the urge to reject all of that when trying to present themselves as more serious, but it comes off as really silly and insecure when you ask someone why something is good and they instead spend 5 paragraphs acting like you asked "why isn't it horny"

here's my 5d chess speculation about how the writer didn't want to include sex but had to in order to be published, which betrays an unspoken standard that I (for some reason) apply exclusively to japanese creatives

I don't necessarily disagree, but you'll find the context is very important here, because I'm talking about explicit sexuality in adult media

i will forever be obsessed with this tweet. what if DE was about nothing. cottage core isnt white enough for me i need small german village in the alps core.

I try not to judge tagging styles but some of you tag my posts like I am beating you to death with a shoe while you're trying to get a word in edgewise and I just want to make it clear I'm not doing that

was enjoying the gollum game until it had that completely unnecessary sex scene that really shouldn't have been in the game. ruined the tone. you could see it all. VERY disgraceful.

there were a few weird scenes throughout but none of it felt out of step with tolkien's vision up until that point. I was just trying to enjoy gollum's iconic lines with my family and then suddenly the game showed you his hobbit hole

I would post the rest of my review later today but this scene made me too angry to write it. this is NOT what tolkien would have wanted. gollum does not do this.

gollum himself has sex on screen, which is sick and wrong for so many reasons. it was surprisingly graphic and you could see it all.

I'm still trying to figure it out. it really felt like it came out of nowhere, both tonally and pacing-wise, and they got his size wrong. it kind of ruins an otherwise quite fun game that faithfully recreates many iconic moments

here's hoping for a day one patch or something, but until then, I can't recommend this unless you like hideous gnome sex. and I don't.

it brings me no pleasure to inform you that gollum is a nasty little slut in the new video game and you could see it all.

at this point I've given my good faith criticism of cottagecore and Wholesome branding enough. you've all heard it, so we're only doing bad faith criticisms now. I am the enemy of western ghibli thought. I am the hell machine for killing all cozy farming games

"why is so much detail put into systems of violence instead of systems of socialisation" - someone who would reduce love down to the complexity of pulling a trigger

@nosferslotu

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

your mind

Isaac's first good day

redrew Wally darling as kermy.

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

Demon Slayer so far has been

Tanjiro: “Oh fuck it smells like a tryst with danger in here!”

Bedframe Demon: “You… Look tasty.” *brandishes bedframe*

Tanjiro: “A bedframe? What will he do with it!?”

Bedframe Demon: *cooks up the craziest attack pattern bedframes have ever been used for and hits Tanjiro so hard that he breaks 78 ribs*

Tanjiro, literally dying: “Damn, alright.”

Tanjiro’s mom and siblings: “Stop fucking almost dying, poopiehead.”

Tanjiro: “ur rite” *gets up* “Bedframes are weak against children that jump on the mattress… This gives me an idea! Water Breathing! Twenty Sixth Form! [Children Jumping On The Mattress And Spilling Soda]!”

Tanjiro: *is animated so insanely beautifully while doing the sickest swordplay you’ve seen in shonen that you’d think this is the kind of visuals that only happen at the end of a movie, not every damn episode, obliterating the bedframe and cutting the Bedframe Demon’s neck*

Bedframe Demon, literally dying: “Ah… All I wanted when I was human… Was a bedframe…” *looks at Tanjiro’s kind baby eyes* “Holy fuck… He’s got such kind baby eyes…”

Tanjiro: “You killed plenty of people… Which is cringe… But you smell like… Someone that really loved bedframes… Rest in peace.”

And I love it

FOR DECADES, MANKIND HAS SHARED ONE UNIVERSAL DESIRE, ONE UNIFIED GOAL: TO SIMPLY GET A BITE TO EAT

... HEAVEN OR HELL. LETS ROCK

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

my boy is so excited

my boy is so healthy and h appy