Balancing on a banana peel

Mobility assistance

God, what a cool fucking pair of cards. Especially these versions, with Kev Walker's art. Black and White getting the exact same effect, because the death of all fits both divine grace and unknowable horror.

And then Mr. Walker nails the fact that they're the same but different, with not just the inverted colors, but the way that Wrath of God explodes outwards, while Damnation draws all in.

it’s important to surround yourself with nuisance animals. this is in fact vital

i don’t care what y’all say this is still funny as hell

I don’t watch the wrasslin’ but I like the cut of this guy’s jib.

You guys don’t understand.

Other dudes had been calling him Beaker as an insult for months.

And then the muppets hosted 

AND THIS FUCKING HAPPENED.

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

thats love baby!!

TUMBLR STORY TIME.

I volunteer for my local shelter and when the weather's good, we do a free vaccine clinic every Friday. Free distemper, free rabies, cats and dogs. We hand out free food from the pet pantry, we give people leashes and collars, we do whatever we can to keep people's animals at home and healthy. Every animal that can stay home and be fed and be vaccinated is an animal that we can keep out of the shelter.

We get all kinds of folks, sometimes we even get backyard breeders but we don't do any judgment, because we want people to come and get their dogs vaccinated, because one parvo case costs $7000+ and the whole year of Parvo vaccines for hundreds of dogs costs less. It's just harm reduction, everything we do is harm reduction.

So anyway, this one day this woman comes up to the vax clinic and she is high as fuckin' hell, just obliterated fucked up, smoking a joint in line, and she has this TINY pibble puppy with her, maaaaybe four weeks old. This thing is so fuckin tiny and wormy and lethargic, and she's like, "Hey I heard I can get her shots." and we're like, oh fuck this puppy is gonna die. Like straight up, we were all like, fuck that dog is gonna die. So we gave her wormer, we gave the first distemper shot, and I put together a whole care package: wormer to take home, puppy milk replacer, puppy wet food, a leash, a harness, some blankets, toys, we gave her instructions on how to get the puppy eating food, and we told her to come back in 3 weeks for the follow up vaccine. And we were all like, well fuck, that puppy's gonna die, goddamnit, that's so fucked up. But you know, we did our best, and we hoped we'd see her again.

And in three weeks, you guys, she showed up. And she was still high, but like, half-high this time. Smoking a cigartte in line but like, could focus, could ask and answer questions. And she'd taught that tiny puppy how to SIT and had her walking on a leash. We found out that it took her three buses to get to the clinic, and she told us all about how she got the puppy eating right, got her stool solid, she was taking her on walks... The puppy looked so good, you guys. I almost cried, it was so big. Really happy puppy. At the end of the visit, we were like, ok, see you in three more weeks for the next distemper.

So three weeks later, she shows up, and she's sober, and she told us, "You know, I was really fucked up the day I bought that puppy, I wasn't sure I was going to live, and I bought that puppy and she was too young, and I didn't know what I was doing but y'all were so nice to me, and you helped me so much, and I knew that I had to give this puppy the best life I could, so I moved back in with my grandma, and I'm getting clean, and I'm on methadone, and I'm going to rehab next week, and when I get back, I'll come back and visit you guys again."

So I just wanna say. Sometimes it's hard to find a reason to get clean for yourself. Sometimes you gotta do it for a little critter that depends on you.

role reversal - jedi leia and prince luke

In 1924, some gold prospectors in Oregon were cornered in a shack by what they claim were huge apes, who then responded by throwing rocks at the building. The apes sought revenge, as the prospectors shot one of their number. The prospectors were pinned in by the apes all night.

Since then, the area is known as Ape Canyon.

Leverage 3x8 - "The Boost Job"

more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds

uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify

everyone else: rebloge please

As of Sunday 12th May, this petition is at 1,897 signatures.

“At 10,000 signatures...

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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds

uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify

everyone else: rebloge please

As of Sunday 12th May, this petition is at 1,897 signatures.

“At 10,000 signatures...

At 10,000 signatures, government will respond to this petition

At 100,000 signatures...

At 100,000 signatures, this petition will be considered for debate in Parliament”

beep

Okay but seriously, Rosemary’s lobotomy needs to be #1.

“But Amadi,“ I hear you saying, “it didn’t kill her. The bullets and the tumors and whatnot were deadly!”

Yeah. But the bullets were deadly rather quickly. The tree impact too. Ted’s tumor killed him not so pleasantly over a span of months. (That ranks number 2.)

But Rosemary had to live with the ramifications of her father hiring a quack to cut into her brain in order to protect her brothers’ political reputations against her unpredictable behavior caused by epilepsy and an anoxic brain injury she suffered at birth.

She went into the procedure as a disabled but capable young woman who two years earlier had been presented to the King and Queen of England. She came out with cognitive ability on par with a toddler, unable to walk (she eventually learned again after three decades), incontinent, unable to use one arm, and unable to speak intelligibly for the rest of her life.

And the rest of her life was another 63 years, which she mostly spent institutionalized in rural Wisconsin, far away from her East Coast family, so that the condition that her father caused could not embarrass the family, who called her “mentally retarded” as a pity ploy in her brothers’ campaigns.

What happened to Rosemary was an intentionally inflicted traumatic brain injury for which Joseph Sr. should have been sent to prison for the rest of his godforsaken life.

Justice for Rosemary Kennedy.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

The owner gave me permission to share photos... but look! Look at this little French Bulldog!

A nose! Minimal facial wrinkles! Breathes quietly! *delighted gasp*