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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
im sorry for not updating any of my fics (specifically my lv one). i have no motivation lol.
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
I forgot to link this when I posted it a couple weeks ago.
Anyway, I’m not dead. Here is a chapter.
Hello! I am not, in fact, dead. If you are the least bit interested in a new chapter of Search Results, I have one here for you. After 11 months. Not my best record, but not my worst, either (that would go to last chapter, after a pause of 13 months since the previous)
Have you read the chapter yet? Yes? In that case, scene is below the cut.
I had to put this in extras because neither of our boys are actually in it. Do you guys want to see more of this stuff?
I know it’s been about three millennia since last I posted, let alone updated Search Results, but a string of nice comments has energized me to work on the next chapter and I’ve chopped out some scenes that would have either been filler or I was unable to research properly.
So here’s an excerpt in these trying times.
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<i> The text message tone on Hanzo’s phone went off while they were on the plane, and he automatically reached for it.
“Did Genji wake up by some miracle?” Ame asked. She didn’t look up from her own phone, but Hanzo could practically feel Yori’s eyes boring a hole into him as he replied, fighting down the urge to smile at the message Jesse had sent him. They weren’t boring a bothersome hole, but it was a hole nonetheless.
Yori leaned over, playfully trying to get a look at his screen. “Did you get a girlfriend and not tell us?”Hanzo cleared his throat and Ame looked up briefly.
“No, not a girlfriend,” he answered, mostly confident. Should he finish the sentence that was on the tip of his tongue? These two were the members of his extended family he got on with the best, whose company he genuinely enjoyed and who would be the most understanding. Gut twisting, he decided to take the plunge.
“But I’ve got a boyfriend,” he said, his voice smaller than he had meant it to be. Ame’s head snapped up and Yori blinked in surprise.</i>
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Hold me accountable for posting something, guys. Like, harass me or something if you’re waiting on it.
A C-list ‘super’villain meets the person of their dreams and channels all of the creative energy usually reserved for their evil schemes into getting the attention of their oblivious crush.
Sorry it's been so long since I've updated, peepcakes ... I expected a hiatus, just not a 6+ month hiatus.
I'm still picking at Ch. 14 of Search Results and Ch. 2 of Oh Say Can You See?, but things have been a little crazy and I'm struggling to find the motivation to write most of the time. I haven't abandoned them though, I promise.
Is there a term to describe if you feel like all of these at once???
… I swing wildly between any and all of these
It occurs to me that I’ve actually drawn things lately and posted absolutely none of it!
This is Song XieLin, the Vanara Sorcerer I’ll be playing in a Pathfinder game starting up soon. She’s a young, mischievous little thing with seven too-serious monk uncles and a strict-but-well-meaning Elven auntie who just wants to see her do something useful with herself (and maybe display some nice manners every now and then).
I owe much of her design to the fact that I’ve been reading a lot of Chinese cultivator novels lately.
I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”
It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.
Oh look, it is a chapter!
Note to all peepcakes: I’m going to have to go on a hiatus to get caught up again, as it seems I have posted my finished chapters far more quickly than I have written the unfinished ones
