amelia earhart disappeared because she crashed her plane while me and her were smoking a fat blunt in the cockpit it’s true

bro like would it kill you to fall in love with me

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

the sheer comedy of icarly having an episode where spencer’s having problems dating women while wearing this shirt

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

i don’t even remember what i did 3 years ago but i remember what one direction did

😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.

I don't care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel's and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:

god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel

Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

time to suffer through another november without a new one direction album

“TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started to spill the TEA” 😩😂😭💀

Y’all…. I just screamed on the top of my lungs

im the grandma

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

They are the same