mad woman things innit

Me, an asexual lesbian seeing a hot woman: phwoar I’d love to take her coat and make her some pasta, and if we’re feeling naughty, we could even eat it off our laps on the sofa in front of spring watch

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

the duality between mumbo, who has been on hermitcraft with etho for almost a decade, admitting he's still nervous and intimidated by him because he thinks etho's so cool, versus gem, who joined last season and is calling him pathetic to his face

this changed it all

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

#watch do revenge right now

milfs

it’s a sensitive subject, but of course as long as you’re respectful

Tamino in Washington

I’ll be using this screenshot constantly forever

Reblog if you're a life saved by girl on girl action

I went into your mind and liked and reblogged your thought

My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now it’s a big deal for no reason. And I’m listening along like girl tumblr would love you

there’s two kinds of music, good and bad. I like both.

might get cancelled for this but i find it disrespectful when ppl dont stand for the national anthem. personally i think its beautiful and i get goosebumps every time i hear “when my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth. no grave can hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her.”

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

and people tell you to move to one of a handful of cities if you want to avoid having one, but when you get there the majority of people have one anyway and jobs expect you to as well