Virginia’s territorial claims over the years.

with your donations, we can reduce virginia even further

this is my greatest contribution to this fandom, please enjoy it

also this is why he now wears those stupid laceless shoes

original scene

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

relevant fic linked in source, i absolutely drew fanart for myself

@goatmanlucio uh????? I’m????? Wow???? I’m upset????????

does anyone have your ass hurt done

please im begging

THANK you jesus

mfkgmgkglglgmgkg

Well it been a thousand years since I worked on this, but it's a lot of fun~🎶

me irl

Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time

HIS NAME IS MR. PEANUT BUTTER

Which is your Steve Rogers?

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

a challenger approaches:

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

how can you forget

So we have raw physical power, polished intellect, unstoppable libido,

and now prefect etiquette

Am I the good boy? Really??

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string