Okay guys, I’m officially bored. I’ll keep this blog up but I’m not running it anymore. Catch me @mambypamby here on tumblr or on insta at transsolo. ✌🏻✌🏻
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INTPs who asked, here’s a stereotype of you.
Homeostasis
Me in the summer: "I'm more of a winter person tbh" Me in the winter: "I'm definitely a summer person jfc" What I mean: "I am unable to maintain homeostasis please help me"
INFJ's Scoring System
INFJ: "I used to have a notebook that I would use to write down points when my crush interacted with me." INTP: *laughing* "Yeah?" INFJ: "One day my crush said hi to me first." INTP: "Wow, that must've been like 5 points, right?" INFJ: "Actually, it was like fifty..."
Gal Pals
(INTP and INFJ are at goofing off at Spencer's Gifts after a date) INFJ: "I'll pay with cash and put the remaining balance on my card." INTP: *casually slides cash across the counter* INFJ: "I had money in my account." Cashier: "What are friends for, right?" INTP and INFJ: *side glances* INTP: "Yep, just some gal pals doing gal pal things." Cashier: "Gal pals?" INTP: "We're the best of gal pals." INFJ: *laughing* "The BEST."
There are a lot of people that reblog multiple posts of mine and I'm really flattered that you guys like my shitposts enough to have them on your blogs
*casually finds out everyone's MBTI type so I can manipulate them and TAKE OVER THE WORLD*
Cognitive Functions
Boss: "I'm an ISFP haha but I border on ESFP." INTP: "C...c....cog-" Boss: "What was that?" INTP: "COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS"
Kinetic Ventriloquism
INTP: *makes a noise that sounds like it's across the room* INTJ: "Did someone just fall?" INTP: "It was me. I'm a kinetic ventriloquist." INTJ: "Isn't that just a poltergeist?"
INTP Feels an Emotion
INTP: *is single and unfazed about it* Everyone else: "Omg you must be so lonely, you should find a boyfriend, can't you openly display your emotions?, why are you so cold???" INTP: *is smitten* Everyone else: "Are you sure you like them for the right reasons? Is it really worth sacrificing the friendship? You're probably just trying to fill a void."
BIG REVEAL. I...look basically like how y'all described.
When someone online says they're INTP, what do you assume they look like? I'll reveal my appearance later to SHATTER YOUR OPINIONS, LOSERS.
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i think ive found a trend in myers briggs!!! its a long shot i know but–reblog this if ur an se user and u can see things 👀
Se is NOT in my function stack and I am legally blind without my glasses.
Trend confirmed!
Fellow INTP: *describes their SUPERIOR MINDS with pompous technological jargon* Me: "Haha yeah so I'm basically an emotional catastrophe bundled up in an awkward flesh prison, just kinda bumbling around looking for my phone charger...speaking of which..."
A watched clock never boils
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A relationship is like reading a Stephen King novel. I’m curious to see how things will play out but also fully expect an unsatisfactory conclusion.
An INTP (via mbti-rationals)
It has occurred to me that reading Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark as a child was the beginning of my Edgar Allen Poe obsession