Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

Pm

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

So everyone can find their time :3

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

Ha ha @rung-not-ring can't reach the doorbells

I can reach some of them!

Can you?!

You do know some of the halls of this ship were designed with smaller mecha in mind right? Not like they were assigned properly though. From what I hear Tailgate is unable to reach the access panel to his room.

Pfffttt where's Tailgate at? I absolutely have to make fun of him.

Usually on Cyclonus' shoulders. Or near him in some way or another.

......Ew. Imagine doing PDA. Can't relate

Not even a hug?

Ha ha @rung-not-ring can't reach the doorbells

I can reach some of them!

Can you?!

You do know some of the halls of this ship were designed with smaller mecha in mind right? Not like they were assigned properly though. From what I hear Tailgate is unable to reach the access panel to his room.

Pfffttt where's Tailgate at? I absolutely have to make fun of him.

Usually on Cyclonus' shoulders. Or near him in some way or another.

Ha ha @rung-not-ring can't reach the doorbells

I can reach some of them!

Can you?!

You do know some of the halls of this ship were designed with smaller mecha in mind right? Not like they were assigned properly though. From what I hear Tailgate is unable to reach the access panel to his room.

Ha ha @rung-not-ring can't reach the doorbells

I can reach some of them!

Who Rang the doorbell? I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the ship’s psychiatrist

You're forgiven. I can't reach a good deal of the ship's doorbells anyhow. They're set for taller bots in mind.

I’ve not been bothering you about your snacks lately. The way I see it, at least you’re eating.

Thank you for that… at least I think? Do you have any favorite snacks you’ve been eating to help with the odd schedule? *offers a box of rust sticks*

Nah. I don’t eat much. Its fine. I’m usually too busy. Don’t worry about me too much. [Takes a rust stick and munches it]

It's hardly fine and I'm going to worry for you anyways. I could stop by during your breaks and bring something to snack on if you'd like?

I’ve not been bothering you about your snacks lately. The way I see it, at least you’re eating.

Thank you for that... at least I think? Do you have any favorite snacks you've been eating to help with the odd schedule? *offers a box of rust sticks*

I will conceed that.

Rung! Snacks aren’t proper fuel. Come on, let me get you dinner.

Thank you.

I was going to drink a cube later! I mean I had one earlier-… This morningish? And I’ve not been very busy or anything so it’s not like I was burning through fuel. …Dinner would be nice though. We’ll get to spend more time together.

How have you been fueling? I hope you’ve been fueling regularly.

[Sets Rung down again]

Good! Lets go get you some fuel. Lets uh not talk about my fueling schedule. Its not great

Fuel for you too you know. How about... we won't talk about your fueling schedule if we don't talk about my snacking habits? Does that sound fair to you?

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

I will conceed that.

Rung! Snacks aren’t proper fuel. Come on, let me get you dinner.

Thank you.

I was going to drink a cube later! I mean I had one earlier-... This morningish? And I've not been very busy or anything so it's not like I was burning through fuel. ...Dinner would be nice though. We'll get to spend more time together.

How have you been fueling? I hope you've been fueling regularly.

Hm I don’t know if I believe that, dear.

Why would I lie?

I dunno. Short mechs lie sometimes

You mean like adding my antenna’s additional height to my actual height on forms?

Exactly like that. How could you lie to me like that?

You’ve clearly never been the shortest mech in a room before have you? It was easy. Once you get past the issues with lying on a medical form but when will my exact height ever be necessary?

Heh I’ve never been that small. But I can tell you that knowing your exact height helps us make sure you’re properly fueled, love. Speaking of, have you fueled recently?

Fine fine. I'll accept your point but only on the grounds that adding the height of my antenna is nothing compared to other mechs either adding or not adding the height of much larger kibble. As for fueling? You know very well I always have snacks with me.

Hm I don’t know if I believe that, dear.

Why would I lie?

I dunno. Short mechs lie sometimes

You mean like adding my antenna’s additional height to my actual height on forms?

Exactly like that. How could you lie to me like that?

You've clearly never been the shortest mech in a room before have you? It was easy. Once you get past the issues with lying on a medical form but when will my exact height ever be necessary?

Hm I don’t know if I believe that, dear.

Why would I lie?

I dunno. Short mechs lie sometimes

You mean like adding my antenna's additional height to my actual height on forms?