Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.

he put an air tag on his wandering grandpa

for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

brain: ah yes a Foreign Language! i have One of Those!

official linguistics post

NOT. ONE. WORD. ANY OF YOU.

My brain loves foreign languages, especially when I'm in France, in which case it decides that all nouns are German, or in Germany, in which case it hands me obscure and long-forgotten French words.

See the thing about watching Doctor Who is I can never just 'watch doctor who' and be done, after each new episode I have to sit in my room and stare at the wall for a bit to process before going on tumblr and reblogging all my mutuals posts like we're a cluster of schoolgirls at recess

Fifteen: I'm bi-

Captain Jack Harkness: *gasps*

Fifteen: -generated. I regenerated into two of myself.

Captain Jack Harkness: aw

Fifteen: also I like men

Captain Jack Harkness: *spits out drink*

Official call to make ‘Im in my 14 era’ a thing. Any time you gotta gotta take a break from the main plot for a decade or so and literally give yourself a hug

BISEXUAL, BILINGUAL, BIREGENERATED

"disaster puppy"

the biggest crime of season 2 was that stede never got to see ed looking like this. he would have fainted like a maiden and lucius would have had to come running with smelling salts

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.