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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website
I especially love these two excerpts from her wiki page
I tell kids about Tilly ALL THE TIME when I'm doing tsunami presentations for my job. She lived in a landlocked part of England! She probably thought she would never ever ever use what she learned in her geography class about tsunamis and then just a few weeks later she used it to save over one hundred lives! It's an incredible story about how anything can happen anytime, and we need to be prepared to act.
What I think is most important about her story is that, even as a kid, Tilly knew she was right and she stuck to that knowledge. She practically threw a fit until her parents listened to her, because at first they kept brushing her off. And that is SO IMPORTANT for our kids to know! Adults can be wrong. You need to trust your instincts. YOU can be right and YOU can act in times of danger and emergency. YOU have the power to save yourself and others.
20 reasons to play I Was A Teenage Exocolonist
1. You can date emo boys
2. You can date emo girls
3. You can date basically everyone in the game that’s your age
4. You can date people no matter your gender
5. Bio gender and pronouns are separate sliders that you can change at any point, and it includes gender neutral options too if you’re like me!!!!!
6. A lot of the characters are lgbtq+, and there are more than the cishet characters
7. Accurate representation of anxiety and other mental disorders
8. It’s just a fun fucking game
9. Overthrow the government
10. Your girlies are allowed to be girls, sexism just doesn’t happen in this game <3
11. Overthrow that bitch ass named alum
12. All forms of abuse, including in romantic relationships, are treated as terrible and not romanticized
13. There are so many potential sexy men you have no clue
14. Silly little alien boy- did I mention that you could date everyone?
15. Dating isn’t required, and isn’t even brought up as necessary at all so you can totally aroace this shit
16. It has more diversity than any other game I’ve played
17. Rip lum’s barely there heart out of his ass and take over
18. You can hyperfixate and play through multiple times (and playing multiple times is actually a feature)
19. You can play on switch so it’s portable too
20. Just fucking play it. It’s such a good game you have no clue.
In addition to aroace options there are polyamorous options as well. It's a generally very good game.
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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but my. Bio lab tomorrow mr. slender sir. I cant do this
“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.
No fucking way LMFAO
found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
ok here we go. recipe/original post here:
i sent this post to my friend who is known for making Concoctions. thinking she'd just find it funny. i underestimated her hubris
so for anyone curious about the white gilgamesh experience. i hope this satiates that sick desire in your hearts
working on some silly tlt memes for my friend's bday and I liked how this one came out 🥲
griddleharlectostasia brainrot hours
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
A dinosaur obsessed 12 year old studied fossils and found a 69 million year old hadrosaur skeleton embedded in rock while hiking. A fisherman in Australia noticed tiny shrimp in his net that looked slightly different from the others and he sent a few specimens to biologists for testing. Turned out to be a never before described species, going unnoticed in a popular lake. I posted a pic ~here on tumblr~ of a weird parasite on a dead fish and a parasitologist found it and asked to report it as the species has never been seen in my area before.
There is so, so much out there we literally don’t even know. And the best way to find that stuff out is to be intensely curious about everything you see. You might not discover a new species but you absolutely will gain a deeper appreciation for the world around you.
It's so easy to find stuff that's new to science. You may think that you live in a place where "everything is already discovered" but you would be wrong
new contender for best community note of all time
NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN
Incidentally, they also suspended Ilhan Omar's daughter.
