me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible
me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:
me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible
me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:
lately there have been too many days like in a row
whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then
We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha
Franklin??????????????
The Turtle?
no more discourse. only mr. marble.
I do not exaggerate when I say Marble is my favorite creature on this earth
If I could travel through time just once, it would be to this single moment at the Mamma Mia after party
is it even a criminal minds episode if derek morgan doesn’t call the unsub “a sick son of a bitch”
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
same energy.
Math is made up bitch, the alphabet isnt real either there is no reason for academia to exist. U know what isnt made up though? Sourdough bread, Homemade Fig jam, apple sauce, strawberries also. What im saying is focus Only on the real from now on
US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes:
can’t believe i forgot
I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists
a very underrated comment indeed
Jenna Marbles minding her own business and enjoying her vacation while YouTube collapses in on itself
still thinking about that time when the hex girls performed ‘earth, wind, fire, and air’ at the oakhaven autumn festival in scooby-doo and the witch’s ghost (1999)