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Flirt Chicken

@big-gay-ray-blog / big-gay-ray-blog.tumblr.com

A character interaction blog for my character Ray, from the Monster Office!  This blog is SFW only! But im happy to answer any questions in private upon request or if I feel like it doesn't belong in this environment. My main art blog is: mangy-feathers
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Idea of Permeating Magic: a long ass post by me

The Idea/Theory of Magic Permeating Beings: A concept by me for me-

Knowing what kind of a magic user a person or monster is not only benefits the user, but also when faced with am emergency, it aids doctors, EMT’s, and other various first responders and emergency technicians in knowing how to properly approach and treat the user. It also helps in placing magic using creatures in job fields they will be proficient at, and placing children who have sealed or dulled powers into specialized classes and extracurricular activities.

The various magic user types are categorized by a generalization of control, not by how strong or lethal or unique their powers are.

The Locked: aware of their magical abilities, but have no way to access it or use it, willingly or unwillingly

The Slips: aware or unaware users who possess magic but cannot access it willingly; their magic acts purely on instinct, emotion, or necessity.

The True Users: fully aware and in control of their magic at all times.

The Reliant: magic users who are using their magic as a means to stay alive or exist in a plane that isn’t theirs. They cannot always freely use their magic, as it drains from their life force when used.

The Cursed: users who received magic powers via a curse, demonic dealings, divine interference, usually unwillingly. They can freely use their powers, but may not know their own strength.

The Unreigned: Magic users who are aware and can freely use their magic but will often lose control as soon as they try to harness their magic.

The Idea of Permeatoon of Magic is more based off a user’s control rather than intensity. Beings in this world are measured at a young age to find their degree of control. Typically the Locked, Slipped, and Unreigned will ‘leak’ the most magic unto their surroundings, without ever knowing until the magic begins to physically affect the terrain. Occasionally, a particularly aggressive magic user may accidentally permeate their magic onto other living, non-magic creatures. These effects happen slowly over a long period of exposure. I.e., a magic users home may become permeated with their powers until they leave for the day, or move out.

These effects are rarely ever damaging or dangerous, and are never permanent unless the magic user scribes their affinity into their home or belongings, almost like placing a hex or a curse. Permeatoon of Magic theorists at current are trying to unravel the mysteries of magical ties to the physical and spiritual. They have a long way to go.

Tag your oc and their closest magic user type!

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Anonymous asked:

So where does Ray work as? Is she a line cook, sous chef, drink mixer? Can she make flaming whiskey shots??

She’s primarily a counter clerk, bartender, drinks mixer and a waitress, she also does some grill work! Not that she’s flipping burgers, she’s the actual literal grill whenever the proper thing breaks down. Cooking raw meat on the back of a questionably hygienic bird powered by alcohol is a health and safety nightmare, but the city council doesn’t need to know that.

Also are you kidding? She can make that in her sleep!

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A letter has arrived for Ray! "My dearest fire chicken, how have you been? I am hoping to stop by to visit soon. Love, Dumpling." Oh, it was hand written. God, she has terrible handwriting...

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The letter that was sent back to the return address was probably more legible, however, the paper was sloppily torn at one side, and the ink was blotched by a number of unidentifiable stains. “Hi there Dungy(?), I’m not sure who you are, if I even read your name right and how you got my address. Also can’t help getting the feeling that only elderly people and serial killers send letters instead of emails nowadays, and I don’t pay many visits to the old folk’s home, but sure I guess! I have nothing to lose because death is meaningless to me!If you’re gonna swing by my place, come in the morning, hopefully you’ll catch me after my shift. Or you can even meet me where I work! It’s the brimstone bar ‘n’ grill, but you probably already know that, whoever you are. My boss will probably eat my face if they catch me talking to anyone I know - trust me, they’re not one to shy away from face eating - but at least you can grab a bite to eat! Not that you’ll be biting my face, you’ll be biting the food. Please don’t bite my face.”

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Ray desperately hushed their customer, placing a silencing finger in front of her beak, “Don’t say that so loud!” she said in a strained whisper, “Look man, I’m sure you don’t wanna know about my situation but I need the money right now, so keep it on the DL would ya? I don’t need my manager hearing about this.”

Beau thought for a long moment,”Ok. I won’t say anything. If you’re strapped for cash, I could do some cooking for you so you don’t have to worry about groceries for a little bit. I’ve also been told I make a good cup of coffee, so you can stop by the store whenever you need to. Ok?”

“Wh-“ the Phoenix was taken aback for a moment, “Woah woah woah hey stranger, I barely even know you and you’re already giving out meals?” Her weary expression tried to contort itself resembling confusion. She attempted to read the situation and her wide eyes suddenly squinted in suspect, “Wait are you… offerin’ to… take me out for coffee and dinner?”

“What? No. I just know how hard it is and I’m willing to help out others.” He said insistently.

The phoenix stared at the individual, cheeks bursting with a yellow hue, “R-right! Yeah of course!” Being so flustered woke her up at least, “I’m so tired I can’t even think straight anymore!” she desperately attempted to laugh the situation off, “But I mean, if you’re really up for helping a stranger who made some bad investments, I guess I ain’t in a position to say no?” She thoughtfully rapped her fingers a long the counter, “And uh... Couldn’t I at least get your name before I become your charity case my fella?”

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Anonymous asked:

Uhhh h-how much do I have to pay if I want to rest my head on Levi's chest puff?

“$50 a minute, a fair price for such a high-quality service, no?”

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*A short blue monster wanders into the bar looking curious as he goes to sit up at the bar with a small grin on his face* -cursedmouthgall

Ray rhythmically bashed her hands against the counter top, watching the entrance door with a hawk-like gaze, constricted pupils tracing anyone who dared stand before the restaurant. Once a small blue customer had made themselves known, she delightfully slid toward them, “why greetings young sire, how can thine fair maiden serve our young lord today?”

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Gall blinks in confusion as he stares at the bird in confusion before looking around the bar as if he was trying to find something before he turns back to Ray “Is..Is this like a medieval times bar or something? Cause I don’t see any cool swords hanging up.” He says confused as he leans against the counter

The Phoenix looked at the walls as well, as if trying to find the same swords the shorter monster mentioned, “I…It’s…” Ray stammered, “Look, you gonna order anything bud? Or are you here to just critique how people introduce themselves?” 

“S-Sorry sorry I was just a bit confused.” He says looking embarrassed before hastily going to look at the menu “Uhh scotch I guess, and some chi- french fries!” He says quickly once he looks back down at Ray as he barely manages to catch himself from saying something stupid

Her eyes narrowed at Gall’s correction, knowingly smiling, “You can order chicken my dude, it’s no problem. Wouldn’t be on the menu if it was.” She shrugged, “I’m always more offended by the fact that people think I’ll be offended.” A glass was smacked down between them, promptly being filled with a hazel coloured drink. “Unless you’re just really craving some french fries right now?”

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Continued from here @a-page-of-sanctuary

Ray desperately hushed their customer, placing a silencing finger in front of her beak, “Don’t say that so loud!” she said in a strained whisper, “Look man, I’m sure you don’t wanna know about my situation but I need the money right now, so keep it on the DL would ya? I don’t need my manager hearing about this.”

Beau thought for a long moment,”Ok. I won’t say anything. If you’re strapped for cash, I could do some cooking for you so you don’t have to worry about groceries for a little bit. I’ve also been told I make a good cup of coffee, so you can stop by the store whenever you need to. Ok?”

“Wh-“ the Phoenix was taken aback for a moment, “Woah woah woah hey stranger, I barely even know you and you’re already giving out meals?” Her weary expression tried to contort itself resembling confusion. She attempted to read the situation and her wide eyes suddenly squinted in suspect, “Wait are you... offerin’ to... take me out for coffee and dinner?”

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Anonymous asked:

Does Levi have fluffy feathers or fluffy fur? Either way, I have a mighty need to comb it and style it (if Levi’s ok with it, of course)

“It is fur, and certainly! But if you horribly mess up my glorious mane, I will NOT hesitate to rip your arms from their sockets and devour your eyeballs.”

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Anonymous asked:

*A short blue monster wanders into the bar looking curious as he goes to sit up at the bar with a small grin on his face* -cursedmouthgall

Ray rhythmically bashed her hands against the counter top, watching the entrance door with a hawk-like gaze, constricted pupils tracing anyone who dared stand before the restaurant. Once a small blue customer had made themselves known, she delightfully slid toward them, “why greetings young sire, how can thine fair maiden serve our young lord today?”

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Gall blinks in confusion as he stares at the bird in confusion before looking around the bar as if he was trying to find something before he turns back to Ray “Is..Is this like a medieval times bar or something? Cause I don’t see any cool swords hanging up.” He says confused as he leans against the counter

The Phoenix looked at the walls as well, as if trying to find the same swords the shorter monster mentioned, “I...It’s...” Ray stammered, “Look, you gonna order anything bud? Or are you here to just critique how people introduce themselves?” 

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Continued from here @a-page-of-sanctuary

Ray desperately hushed their customer, placing a silencing finger in front of her beak, “Don’t say that so loud!” she said in a strained whisper, “Look man, I’m sure you don’t wanna know about my situation but I need the money right now, so keep it on the DL would ya? I don’t need my manager hearing about this.”

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Anonymous asked:

im sorry but the manager looks like the king gator from all dogs go to heaven

Glad I’m not the only one that made the connection!

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Gall blushes heavily and tries to sneakily slide a ten dollar bill onto the table -cursedmouthgall

“Come now, my little Bluebell. There is no need to be shy! Such good will must be rewarded, no?”

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Anonymous asked:

what if i give Levi 50$ to destroy me,,,, Like, in the literal sense-

“No matter what it may be, I will always meet a paying customer’s demands~.”

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