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@nippleemma

My crippled ass self will get there eventually
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Farts

So, everyone seems to be talking about the movie A Quiet Place but I have a literally huge problem with this movie that I have been thinking about for a good solid 3 days now. What the hell do the people do when they gotta fart? Do they hold it in? Let it out in spurts? Or if they wanna die, instead of screaming, do they just let out this big ass fart? Someone please help, I'm very confused and concerned

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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

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Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

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Okay guys, at 44th street and Terrance Avenue a school field trip will be having their lunch there. Kids in the 1st grade will be there. We roll out of here at 1300. Do not attack children, act scared, get the food, return home. Anyone not back by 1425 will be reported rouge until further notice. Understood? *pigeons all whooing in agreement* okay, let's fly!!

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I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

Sleep issues; 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

Anxiety; 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

Isolation and loneliness; 

 Self-harm;

Addiction; 

 Eating disorders; 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

 Suicidal; 

 Schizophrenia;

OCD;

Borderline personality disorder; 

Abuse; 

 Bullying;

 Loss and grief; 

(Other loss and grief)

 Getting help; 

Things you need to remember; 

  • - Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.
  • -Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 
  • - This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 
  • -You are not alone. 
  • -You are enough. 
  • -You are important. 
  • -You are worth it. 
  • -You are strong. 
  • -You are not a failure, 
  • -Good people exist. 
  • -Reaching out shows strength. 
  • -Breathe. 
  • -Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 
  • -Give yourself credit. 
  • -Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 
  • -Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 
  • -Focus on the things you can change. 
  • -Let go of toxic people. 
  • -You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 
  • -Try not to beat yourself up. 
  • -Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 
  • -You are not a bother.
  • -Your existence is more than your appearance. 
  • -You are smart. 
  • -You are loved. 
  • -You are wanted. 
  • -You are needed. 
  • -Better days are coming. 
  • -Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 
  • -You have more potential than you think. 
  • - Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

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This needs to be seen

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So I just finished the newest episode of SPN, and I feel like I have never been more pissed at Sam or Mary until now. What are your thoughts on the episode? (And yes I know, I'm a little late with watching it)

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OMG I WILL RANT AGAIN IF I NEED TO.

Basically I wanna punch Mary in the face. Sam needs a good slap too.

I understand where they are both coming from, however I believe that both of them are in the wrong.

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nippleemma

YES! THANK YOU AND RANT IF YOU NEED TO, LET THAT ANGER OUT

Sorry if I missed your rant before, but I am so upset with both of them! And I honestly think you should slap both of them to knock some sense back into them.

They’re driving me crazy. Like I said, I get it. They see the BMOL as a means to and end BUT they are lying to each other. Keeping each other in the dark. Putting the BMOL in front of their family. PLUS THEY’RE TOTALLY GONNA TRY TO MANIPULATE DEAN INTO JOINING WHEN HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T WANNA.

I swear to some god that if they make Dean feel like he is being shunned from the family because of the BMOL or make him join forcefully, I will mentally punch the writers. (I really won't, I would feel too bad) BUT THEY ARE LYING TO ONE ANOTHER AND THEY KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR THEM SO THEY NEED TO STOP. ARGH!

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So I just finished the newest episode of SPN, and I feel like I have never been more pissed at Sam or Mary until now. What are your thoughts on the episode? (And yes I know, I'm a little late with watching it)

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OMG I WILL RANT AGAIN IF I NEED TO.

Basically I wanna punch Mary in the face. Sam needs a good slap too.

I understand where they are both coming from, however I believe that both of them are in the wrong.

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nippleemma

YES! THANK YOU AND RANT IF YOU NEED TO, LET THAT ANGER OUT

Sorry if I missed your rant before, but I am so upset with both of them! And I honestly think you should slap both of them to knock some sense back into them.

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