Yo

Listening to the Fallout 4 soundtrack and.... LYNDA FUCKING CARTER?!?!?

That is NOT my middle name.

i keep seeing people talk about their bfs/husbands weaponizing incompetence to avoid grocery shopping or purposefully fucking it up. mine doesn't do that he'll shop on his own prerogative like an actually functional adult, his issue is he occasionally brings home a Cursed Item

it is. uh. not good tasting

i am also jewish he literally brought this home specifically to offend me

wake up babe the 11th plague just dropped

Everything here should work, except the cream cheese.

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

All of these need to get on my desk IMMEDIATELY

FYI, this person (forgecore) includes a license to produce & sell their 3d print designs on their Patreon, so you can find all this from several different sellers on Etsy! Try to go with one who at least claims to be a licensed seller, they could be lying but at least they’re giving credit for the design so hopefully they really are on the Patreon.

I am gonna be getting myself some monstera coasters for sure, maybe ask for succulent pushpins or venus flytrap chip clips for my birthday….

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

(Source)

while the stray cat story may have circulated in 2020 and 2022, this story is actually from the Leningrad Zoo in 2014. (here's the original russian article as well.)

these two felines were introduced at 6 weeks old in order to give more enrichment for the lynx and for education purposes, however they got along fantastically from the start and were eventually moved to permanently live with one another.

a much less exciting story, but a much cuter one as well.

(source, source)

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

birthay

You guys aren’t gonna believe this

Ever since this happened I have not found a shiny Pokémon in the game

Equivalent exchange

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit