I Am Not Prepared To Let My Heart Run Riot

enough of this. wolfwood

i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

ok because apparently i'm wrong about this, reblog with where you live and whether you got to eat lunch outside during school or not

Matt McCormick

The Bathroom was a key invention in neurodivergent rights. Sorry I hate it here I need to exit the situation for several minutes and you can't tell me not to on the off chance that I actually have to piss. It's genius. Everyone say thank you bathroom for everything she's done for us

I love it. I feel like I'm winning a hostage situation. I'm cheating the social conventions. Implicitly saying if you don't let me get out of here I'm gonna piss or shit myself & nobody can argue with that

please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

my biggest life achievement is surviving my dash on race day. its like the tower of babel everyone speaks a diff haterism ❤️

my thesis is if i can tolerate some millionaire talking shit i can tolerate my beautiful working class mutuals slandering them

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

Fairy Pins // Sugar Lich

Out of Touch

Yes

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

I DIED

Batman literally has plans for defeating every Justice League member if they go rogue (except for Wonder Woman because she’s just that awesome and terrifying).

what does batman have to do wth bruce wayne?

Well, since it’s Tony Stark vs Bruce Wayne, that means that they are not fighting as superheroes. And let’s be honest, Tony doesn’t have a lot of hand-to-hand combat experience and Bruce is built like a house.

Tony is missing ribs ok, probably some lung capacity. If he’d still got the reactor he’d be double fucked. Bruce would go straight for the chest.

Not to mention that Bruce is a guy who fights with his body. Not a mech.

“Arms Dealer beats up hapless philanthropist who once tripped over his own shoes”

“Arms Dealer Beats up Helpless orphaned philanthropist”

“Orphaned a Second Time? Adopted Wayne Children anxiously awaited news of ‘Savior’ Father after Attack by Arms Dealer Tony Stark.”

[Pictures are all the heart wrenching Sad Eyes every Robin has been trained in since day 1 by Dick Grayson to maximum effect.]

bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right