So @ college students how we feeling

I’m seeing a lot of variations on “we are in literal hell” in the tags good to hear we’re all on the same page

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

its time for fall!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’ve heard of Carry On My Wayward Son now enjoy

Please Stop My Relentless Daughter

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

The Mood of the Month 💢

OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES

Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean

But consider: 

Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them. 

Percy at the ocean: Fuck off

Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet. 

Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget. 

Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow. 

Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does. 

Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island. 

The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y'ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME

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Some more examples:

Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read

Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill

Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.

[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]

Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?

[After said sparing match]

Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk

Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me

Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-

Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution

Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:

You are my dad,

YOURE MY DAD!

boogie woogie woogie

Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions

percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!

grover: posideon quivers before him!

percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF

chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????

Percy: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?! 

Thalia: I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!

It just keeps getting better

Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?

Chiron: *gives up*

Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry? Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!

Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’ —- Mitchel, at lunch :  And they were roommates The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates

Chiron: ???? What just happened ???  They were all in sync ???? Roommates ??? —-

Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?

Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.

*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*

Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk

Chiron: *fucking runs*

Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*

Chiron: Where did you even get that-

Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE

Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.

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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]

Leo: [blows it away]

Jason: Adam-

Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.

Travis: [strutting]

Connor: make them wait for it, Travis…

Travis: [turns]

Connor: Boom

Chiron: if you wanted to get a catwalk, I’m sure we could get one near the Campfire. I’m sure the Aphrodite campers will also get great use of it.

*during a counsul meeting*

Kayla: *comes in* everybody clap your hands

Everyone: *clap clap clap clap clap clap*

Chiron: Miss Knowles, it is very rude to interrupt a meeting, but seeing as everyone was so happy to see you I will let it go this once.

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Apollo campers: *singing like a choir*

Will: *inhaling helium to make his voice lighter and joining in the song*

Chiron: Well, it’s good to see the children preforming such sweet music

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Jason: *playing the trombone*

Nico: *slamming the oven door*

Chiron: I’m sorry, what???

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Percy: *does some crazy shit* parkour!

Jason: *does some equally crazy shit* parkour!

Leo: parkour! *jumps and slips in the mud*

Chiron: Perhaps some more training, Valdez

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Frank: is there anything better than pussy?

Annabeth: yes, a really good book

Will: *plays the keyboard*

Chiron: Well, I suppose you could’ve worded that differently, mr Zhang. But there are few things that are better than a good book

Jason, pointing at the cleaning harpies: Look at all those chickens!

Chiron: Jason, do you need a new prescription? Has your vision gone foggy?

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*Grover aggressively playing recorder from across the strawberry fields*

Chiron: someone should tell him that that won’t help plant growth. He should really stay with the panpipes.

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Piper, throwing her empty cup across the mess hall: this bitch empty! YEET!

Chiron: I understand you want more juice, but you could just ask to get a refill!

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can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

This radiates calm

hey quiz lovers

which greek god are you?

reblog with your result in the tags.

(i got dionysus)

EVERYTIME I watch that scene in spiderman: hoco where Peter says “If you even cared, you’d actually be here” and Tony just walks out of the suit I involuntarily say “oh shit” every fucking time

everytime I watch that seen as soon as Tony walks out of the suit I say “oh my god its robert downey jr”

922. More ravenclaws have run into trees and walls than any other house because of the trials of reading and walking at the same time

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as a millennial Peter Parker should’ve known that the moment he got taken to a secondary location his chances of getting out alive were slim to none

You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world”  or, “What’ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.