me, listening to the radio series: holmes and watson can have little a height difference. as a treat

BISCIA IM SCREAMINGGGGGG

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.

No really, please reblog this if you can, because this site in general, but fandom spaces especially bad for this, to the point where people are genuinely afraid of harassment they may face for saying ‘Pedophilia is a bad thing and you probably should not encourage it’ or for calling it what it is. Fandom spaces are also especially bad for screaming about how it’s ‘just fiction’ when we know damn well that fiction impacts reality.

In case anyone feels like continuing to argue this post, I have multiple real actual pedophiles telling me to ‘deal with’ their attraction to children and being allowed to produce content with it for said children to read so like, this is a serious problem.

I mean you can find them in the notes. Real pedo’s are comfortable in fandom spaces because they know y’all will defend them now with ‘but that’s just fictional, they would never do it in real life!!’

@ anyone who excuses pedophilia in any way: Get the fuck off my blog, you’re disgusting and you’re not welcome here.

ADSLKFJLSDKF i WILL turn off submissions you little shits. 

someone just sent me doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art, it’s not even the worse thing i’ve seen today

dr doofenshmirtz is WHAT

oh yeah, doofenshmirtz is trans-coded. there was a good post about it a while back

at first glance it passes for mildly sexist humor (him growing up being treated like a girl) but the creators are pretty progressive so i wouldn’t be surprised if that was their way of sneaking in a trans character. 

i know this solely bc i saw it on my dash months ago. this has no relation to the terrible art in my inbox, or the fact that perry is drawn as a horrible blue humanoid strongly resembling Handsome Squidward

that’s FALSE, actually! and a common but dangerous misconception, which i’ll get to in a minute.

it blows my mind that i have accidentally found myself in a discussion about dr  doofenshmirtz’s theoretical hrt status, but he canonically cannot grow facial hair & has an unusually high voice, so it doesn’t sound like he’s been through testosterone based puberty. not all trans people choose or are able to go on hormones, and plenty of people discontinue or take a break from hormone therapy (for person, medical, financial reasons etc).   

also he does have a daughter in the show. idk if it’s confirmed that she’s his biological child but plenty of trans people have kids, before or after transitioning. 

an important fact to know about trans health is that afab people who are on testosterone or have been in the past can still get pregnant. (some trans parents pause hrt in order to do so.) though in most cases testosterone lowers fertility, these changes are not necessarily permanent and hormone therapy is not a form of birth control (the last is true for both testosterone and estrogen therapy). If you’re having the type of sex that can result in pregnancy, talk to your doctor to make sure you’re using the right precautions. and whatever your assigned sex at birth, if you think you may want kids in the future be sure to talk to your doctor about fertility issues before starting hormone therapy. you shouldn’t have to choose between your transition and your ability to have children, if you want them. 

again, i cannot believe i’m having this conversation in regards to a kid’s cartoon character, but trans healthcare education is piss poor in my country, so we take opportunities where we find them

thanks to everyone in the notes for pointing out the platypus is also trans

i…. i learned about trans healthcare through a post about  doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art

yep, welcome to hell! no one asked, but Perry is also trans (he sweats milk and doesn’t have the poisonous barb typical of male platypodes), and has canonically dated a male panda. stop telling me to post the art you utter clownmunchers

Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.

This is horrifying, thank you

My official new crush.

All four watercolours inspired by the magnificent The Sky is Full of Fiddles by @agrlsname Their titles are “Night-wooing”, “Halling”, “Skinny-dipping” and “Kissing”.

I’m back ..

Have to reblog again!

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No but it makes more sense the longer I think about it!

And then the alien!Sherlock sees a cute corgi or hedgehog and creates his own John.

Poor alien!lock still has a lot to learn...

For @notasinglesoul1

1. Met someone today. Don't even know how to begin describing them. (Him? Her? It?) Pale, posh hair, expensive coat. No clothes on under the coat though, which is how I know they also have no body hair, no genitals, and no NAVEL. First thought was some poor lab rat fleeing from mad scientists (seriously, no bits or bellybutton), so I hustled them off the street and into my flat, looking for black vans and white coats over my shoulder all the while.

2. Set them up with a bath while I dug up some clothes. They didn't seem to know what soap was for, so I ended up giving them a scrub. Definitely a clone or something. Can confirm absolute lack of external genitalia. Checked all over for tracker scars or barcodes but didn't find anything of the sort. They seemed to enjoy the attention. I feel like I've picked up an extremely strange stray.

3. Took them to Bart's to run some tests. Swore Mike to secrecy after he snuck us into a lab, but now I'm wondering if I shouldn't go back and get him to do a CAT scan on me. While I was searching for a good vein to draw blood from...well, there weren't any at first. I don't just mean no good spots, I mean NO VEINS AT ALL. But then right before my eyes, veins and arteries just started...appearing. Creeping under the skin like they were being drawn in. And after I scrounged up an ultrasound machine I came back to find them looking...pinker, overall. I would have sworn an oath they were white as a sheet before, but now they're just pale.

4. What a day. I'm absolutely knackered. Collapsed on the couch and now my stray-nger is curled up on my knee. They're making noises at me too. I wonder what they're trying to communicate? One small mercy; they don't seem to be distressed at all. Maybe I'll try pictures and pantomime tomorrow. (Maybe I'll get sectioned tomorrow.)

1. I have been taken to new friend's nesting site. The offering of an internal skeletal structure as a friendship token was a success.

2. Have been scent-marked and given new accessories to adorn myself with. Perhaps my initial overture was too forward. I seem to be the object of a courtship ritual.

3. Upgraded disguise. Courtship progressing rapidly; was shown other parts of the territory (possibly to familiarize me with the boundaries), introduced to a packmate, and then samples of my person were extracted and examined at length. Hope I am acceptable mate.

4. Trust has been gained. New mate slumbered in my presence, belly exposed. I wonder if we will create offspring soon. Does this species lay eggs or bear live young? Am I expected to be the breeder or the bearer? Can adjust my form as needed but I hope I don't have to warm eggs. That would be tiresome. I will initiate a mental bridge with my new mate tomorrow. So many questions to ask!

John: My stray-nger might be vegan? They seemed fine with the Italian wedding soup I made yesterday for dinner, though.

Sherlock: ...may be prudent to get to know new mate and their culture and species better before engaging in something so intimate as a mental bridge.

((My apologies for the lack of posting lately. Overwhelming workload and anxiety have reduced me to an unproductive husk... T_T ))

What if one quiet night in 221B, Sherlock finally makes a decision? 

Imagine him looking up from his microscope, listening to John washing the dishes. They’re not facing each other––which is just as well. Sherlock thinks he might lose his nerve if John sees his face. He’s decided that he’s going to confess it all, as casually and as quickly as possible. John can forget about it in the morning if he wants to. Sherlock hopes with all his heart that John wouldn’t want to.

“I’ve wasted far too much time, John,” Sherlock breaks the silence, hoping his voice isn’t quivering. “All this time, I’ve really been meaning to say that––that I love you––mawkish as it sounds, coming from me.”

Behind him, Sherlock hears John turn off the faucet. He shuts his eyes and forces himself to continue. “And by that, I mean, my love is more than platonic, you see, it’s a romantic love too. In fact, I think it’s all the types of love in the world you can imagine.”

Outside, a wailing ambulance passes by.

“I’ve felt this way for years, John, and I believe I will feel this way for the rest of my life.”

Sherlock doesn’t hear anything but absolute silence. He probably needs to stop talking now but he finds that his mouth won’t cooperate. “I’m not expecting anything and I never will, John. I am perfectly happy being your best friend.”

“Well, I’m not,” John finally responds, emphatically throwing the dish towel against the kitchen counter.

A hot wetness springs to Sherlock’s eyes. This is it, he thought. I’m going to lose him.

The next moment, Sherlock feels a pair of strong arms forcing him to turn around. Sherlock flinches, half-expecting John to punch him in the face. Instead, warm lips press gently against his own. It’s a soft and tender kiss that soon turns desperate and heated.

“You––are more than my best friend, Sherlock––always have been,” John breathlessly declares. “You are everything to me, you understand?”

Sherlock sobs into the kiss, tears of disbelief and utter joy running down his face. He was kissing John Watson––and it was by far, the most glorious feeling in the world.

me: im writing a fic but its not alpha-d

friend: you mean not beta-d?

me: no i mean i havent written anything yet

Xmas headcanon: sherlock rigs the christmas tree lights so they continually blink “i love you” in morse code

A thought

If Sherlock would ever tell John how he feels, or kiss him, I feel like he would immediately apologize after he sees John’s shocked staring.

I think Sherlock would feel a need to apologize, not because he thinks his sexuality is something wrong, but because he thinks loving John is wrong. 

I want John to, almost rudely, cut him off, saying, “shut up.” Because he doesn’t want Sherlock to apologize, he wants Sherlock to love him, to kiss him. 

I need John to tell Sherlock to never apologize and I need Sherlock to listen and show his affection towards John in every opportunity he has. 

I wish that John would listen too and he will finally smile and let Sherlock complete him and won’t let himself care about being gay. 

AGAIN. I see nothing about this side of the country on this site. PLEASE. Send as much as you can manage their way - support, money, whatever you can.

My hometown (Balikpapan) was literally accros the sea from this city. when this happened, some of my friends told me they could actually feel the earthquack from there.

It was started with 7,7 magnitude earthquack and continued with a 10-18 Feet tsunami. So far it’s been reported that 384 died and 540 Injured, research still continues.

My sympathy goes to the people from Palu, Danggola & Mamuju, especially to the families of those who have lost their lives, to the injured and to all who have been affected by this terrible disaster

Donation Links

[ Savethechildren.org ]

https://www.savethechildren.org/us/about-us/media-and-news/2018-press-releases/earthquake-and-tsunami-hits-indonesia-sulawesi

[ hhrd.org ]

http://hhrd.org/indonesia

[ Koperinik.info ]

https://kopernik.info/en/donate/palu-emergency-response

Update, the death poll is up to 832 now

more links to donate.

https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/indonesia-earthquake-relief-fund/

https://www.hopeww.org/update-palu-earthquake-tsunami

http://irusa.org/indonesia/

Part 1 of my Sherlock Remake

If you missed my rant on the lack of positive queer representation in BBC Sherlock and media in general, I am redrawing Hounds of Baskerville (cos it’s my favorite), one panel at time, adding a positive, canon, queer relationship between Sherlock and John as well as any other LGBTQA things I can squeeze in. I’m hoping to post 5 panels every 2 or 3 days but we will see how it goes. I’m doing this for my own satisfaction, BUT I want the Sherlock fandom to be able to enjoy too! If any one has any ideas on how I can add Johnlocky/LGBTQA things to this episode let me know! Send me a message! Or if you have any other ideas for this project, I would love to hear them and maybe even include them in it! Thanks again for the support! (I skipped the intro because It didn’t need to be changed…and it would just take more time.)

(EDIT: I fixed the glaring spelling mistake.)

Part 1  Part 2