a shit edit for a special occasion
expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites
reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs
elderly man reading a pokemon creepypasta and believing every word of it
“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
Taking a bubble bath without the rubber ducky: Is it possible?
did we all have a goldfish growing up who we liked to call "friend"? polly jones / margaret preston / vittorio reggianini / elizabeth nourse / henri matisse / janet fish
girl are you ok you’ve been seeing a lot of intimacy in everyday objects and mundane situations
Saturn devouring his slurpee
someone: bear in mind…..
me:
oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime