The Mad Jester

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"My name is Jester Thomas and I'm here to have some fun! If you're not fond of fire, then I suggest you RUN! HA HA HA!" Independent Dark Souls II roleplay and ask blog. Highly sporadic activity but always happy to interact! Written by Ignis
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The jester confidently cartwheels into the palace and effortlessly transitions from his feet to a kneeling bow in a swift motion. "Salutations my lords, greetings to you! My name is Thomas and jestering's what I do!" Thomas keeps his head low while addressing the royalty before him. "As tarnished as I am, one day we may fight! But my services are yours until then, if you'd like!"

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Well, this certainly isn’t what he was expecting to happen tonight… but it isn’t unwelcome, either, he supposes. As much as he doesn’t like the idea of someone who openly admits to their potential, future treachery, far before they’ve committed any treason, who would he be to say no to such an eager offer of servitude? The Masks could all use a good laugh now and again, anyway… that’s what jesters do, right?

He spends a moment sizing the man up, eye squinted in judgment. Hmm. He reeks of duplicity, but perhaps that’s just the fun of it. “A jester, thou sayeth? How peculiar… but certainly an ilk welcome here. Suppose now and then we could all use some, ah…” — wait, wait for it… smirk — “good cheer.”

He smiles rather goofily, pleased with himself. “Thou’rt… a peculiar sort, with thy costume and mask. What means brought thee here, to this mausoleum, if I may ask?”

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With bleeding anticipation, Thomas awaits his judgement, but takes a chance glance up and needs to stifle a chuckle as the lord reciprocates the jest. Even, and especially, in the face of royalty, Thomas can’t help but giggle when the rhyming game is shared! 

“There’s a fellow I met with a smile like my own! He offered me fingers and made the unknown known!” Tom paused a moment to recall what happened before passing out, rocking back to a sitting position, better to think. “I arrived... after indulging in some merry bloodletting! Though, the method through which I arrived was slightly upsetting. But I headed Varre’s words and, well, here I am! And might I just say you’ve made quite the impression on this lamb!” The jester giggled again, this time at the nickname given to him by the smiling surgeon. 

“There’s much I can do to entertain and delight. I’ve quite the repertoire of fiery might!” The jester sprung to his feet with fire lighting in both hands. “I can juggle!” From his left hand, the jester tosses a ball of flame into the air. “I can prance!” Then he cartwheels to the left. “I can make fire dance!” Then, catches the flame in his right and tosses it back into the air. 

“But what I would like to know, my lord.” Thomas bows to him again as the flame begins to fall back from it’s peak. “Is why are you and yours worthy of my show?” The flame falls far, far behind the jester. After a moment, the impact is heard, and an indeterminate amount of Runes passes into Thomas’ possession. Then the mask raises to meet the face of the Lord before it.

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//Heya folks. I’m hella depressed and I’m trying to fight it with creativity. This is one of the few outlets I have these days so thank you for being here :) 

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Please reblog this if it’s okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven’t reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you

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