is he dead? is he a bastard?

i’ve been existing in a state of overwhelming anxiety recently and needed to return to my roots. have a sunbathing dwarf.

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in love with alice dyer. let her have her office comedy please

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i started listening to stellar firma, and I couldn't not draw them

the government and corporate executives in the silt verses trying to "solve" the issue of sociopolitical unrest by creating Literal State-Sponsored Corporate Product That Induces Apathy... i need to propose marriage to this podcast i need to give it head

when i picture carpenter silt verses i am picturing a woman in her late 40s with the same physique as jason voorhees and hair that she's been washing with motel bar soap since she was 18 btw. this woman looks like if a long haul trucker occasionally had to perform ritual self-flagellation. like if a man with a single bottle of dawn dishsoap in his shower was a middle-aged woman who feared neither pain nor death. we're talking dry skin, resting bitch face, and something of the classic slasher villain in her sheer size and resilience. someone who could break an ankle and still not stop trying to kill you with an ax, genuinely frightening.

i believe in scary, gruff, aging women's rights.

It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.

He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.

How are we feeling chat

Might I just say that Gwen reminds me so much of Jon in this episode

Jon (when meeting a talking plastic mannequin): you don't sound Russian ...

Gwen (when presented with a horrifying murderous children's clown): Can he read?!

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

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a color revamp of this from almost two years ago now!! it's a day late but happy valentines to these two especially ❤️

pov you're sister carpenter

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