*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
Ideal Gravity Falls reboot for me would be if they just released a movie, takes place ten+ years in the future, Dipper and Mabel are adults now going back to gf for the summer and you know there’s a lot of like serious tonal shifts from the original work in that it actually plays a bit more in the horror and drama space that Disney might not have let it originally and one of those dramatic notes could be that when they get to the shack the grunkles aren’t there to greet them and no one really mentions it but they’re talking about stan in the past tense and maybe Dipper gets really defensive every time he’s brought up and this goes on for two hours and we’ve reached the climax and at the last moment it’s revealed that stan and ford aren’t dead or anything they just got pulled over for speeding and Stan got arrested for punching a cop
Loving the idea of Tommy sticking around even if he and Buck only have a minor fling this season so I made a meme about it
Tommy, Owen, and Grace: *spinning calmly in the teacups*
Judd, Carlos, Paul, and Nancy: *spinning a bit faster and arguing about what show is better*
Mateo, TK, Marjan, and Wyatt: *spinning at the speed of sound and screaming*
Disney songs that hit different when you're queer
Do feel free to add. Just don't let Disney see this
leanna firestone was so right. i will be a teenage girl forever. my whole world does end like twice a week. all i want is world peace and for everyone to like me all of the time. i will never get my shit together. but i am just a woman, i will suffer through the pain. in my 60s still feeling 16 cause her pain is my pain and i'll carry her with me!!!!!!!!!
Fizzoralli Cat memes as rquested
thinking about how in the odyssey, love comes in the form of recognition. to be loved is to be known and to be known is to be loved.
no i need the consensus song to be making regular occurrences. Percy starting to sing it when Annabeth is butting heads with Tyson but it just makes everything worse because Grover’s in danger. Grover trying to sing it during Titan’s Curse but getting frosted out by the Hunters. Grover looking around during Battle of Labyrinth, realizing that 3 out of the other five people on this quest have a crush on Percy and realizing no consensus song can fix this. Percy starting to sing it during Son of Neptune and having no idea where that came from. Annabeth starting to sing it during a tense moment with Jason and Percy and it completely diffuses the situation because now Percy and Annabeth have to teach it to everyone else and that’s how they all become a team (or better yet Coach Hedge asking what they have to say for themselves about the overnight incident and Percy and Annabeth just start singing and everyone thinks they’re absolute weirdos.) Percy and Annabeth singing it in Tartarus to keep themselves going. The trio singing during Chalice of the Gods because everything’s changed yet nothings changed
it's a little sad that people expect songs to always reflect the lives of the lyricist and not a sign of the lyricist's strong imagination.
you don't know mitski. you don't know hozier. kate bush did not witness a murder of a hammer horror star and take their role as the hunchback of notre dame (it would be fun if she did though)
The Artist and their Muse
““Well, I believe we have some power over who we love; it isn’t something that just happens to a person.” “I think the poets might disagree.” “Well, I’m not a poet, I’m just a woman.””
— Amy March, Laurie Laurence
