im sick of people calling people in their 30s and 40s old im creating a new classification system
5-19: child 20-30: young adult 31-40: nebulous void 41-60: middle aged 61-75: getting older >75: old man yaoi
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im sick of people calling people in their 30s and 40s old im creating a new classification system
5-19: child 20-30: young adult 31-40: nebulous void 41-60: middle aged 61-75: getting older >75: old man yaoi
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
I drew @hangingfire as my recipient for a craft swap, so I had the great pleasure of:
1. knitting a nautilus (pattern by Hansi Singh, whose designs I adore)
and
2. making a Terror art quilt (designed by me, and this is the craft project I was secretly working on during Terror Camp 2023)
Learning applique this year has made me too powerful, now I can paint with fabric and sketch with thread!
(Too much thread. I can't give you an exact amount but there's definitely more than a kilometer of thread on here. Or perhaps, given the subject matter, I ought to say I used well over half a nautical mile of thread. I planned to exercise restraint in my thread painting, but it turns out I have none.)
Anyway, here it is, my first ever fanart quilt. Enjoy!
I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.
I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.
X Files really had it all while still giving me nothing
En 2020 publiqué un videoensayo en mi canal de YouTube sobre la novela de Eduardo Mendoza "La ciudad de los prodigios". En el vídeo relacionaba alta cultura con baja cultura y relacionaba la novela con mis experiencias vitales: ¿qué tiene que ver la literatura con el turismo masivo, los repartidores de flyers, alquileres abusivos en Barcelona y el paso del tiempo? Decidí adaptar ese guion a formato cómic para un concurso en el que se fomentaba el uso del catalán en la novela gráfica, así que mandé esta propuesta bajo el título "de Barcelona encara és la ciutat dels prodigis". Mil gracias a mi amiga Alba por la corrección ortográfica. ❤️
The Terror x His Dark Materials AU 🧭
This AU has been on my mind ever since I first watched The Terror and I finally turned it into drawings. The two worlds just fit so well together, both being set in the far North and the concept of souls playing such an important part (with the dæmons being the physical manifestation of a human soul and Tuunbaq devouring them). I also really love the decade-ambiguous setting and style of His Dark Materials and it was so much fun reimagining the Terror characters in this universe. And of course matching everyone with a dæmon was the best part.
This is my favourite thing ever
👸🏻 girlbossladyjane follow
It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...
🧔🏻♂️ queerqueg follow
the franklin expedition is dead as hell
👸🏻 girlbossladyjane follow
Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing less from a M*lville fan
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all
#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh
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🎨 asherbrowndurand
Just painted this
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RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed
🖼️ preraphaelitebro follow
HERITAGE POST
📝 shakespearesforehead follow
How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol
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🌄 loyalromantic follow
poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/
#as useless and degenerate as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect
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🎀 thefopdiaries follow
I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling
📜 bartlebi-thescrivener
i think i hauve consumption
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🐋 whaler4life
They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME
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🌿 naturesnaturalist follow
I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense
#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo
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🤵🏻♂️ byronicherotournament follow
🙈 butchbronte follow
Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist
📖 sapphichelenburns follow
It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. Anyway #rochestersweep
🙈 butchbronte follow
I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened
📖 sapphichelenburns follow
And? God forbid women do anything
#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon
#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH
#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....
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⭐️ newamerican
Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California 💀 I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol
#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure
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It's going to be a complete and utter disaster-
his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it
And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!
rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3
if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.
some poster designs for The Terror