happy touch my body tuesday btw. if you even care
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hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣
Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane
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he has big beautiful doe eyes and a deer in headlights disposition can i please run him over ?
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too bad + L + blue yoshi
Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist
Losing it over some of y'all's tags btw Here's my favorites
and lastly.
good night
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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother
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Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
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second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,