The Great Garbage Dump

do you think they explored each other's bodies

I always go into queer media thinking “oh this is just a silly show about pirates” or “oh this is just a silly fanfiction of the bible” or “oh it’s a goofy horror podcast” and then it turns out to be the most emotionally devastating piece of media I’ve ever seen

one thing about me is i can excuse basically any crime if you serve enough cunt. murder, piracy, arson, cannibalism, theft, all of that is ok for me if you’re real sexy about it. i have a purely vibes-based morality system

You gotta give props to Mads Mikkelsen for playing such a pretentious character who constantly talks in metaphors because I know for a fact he didn’t understand at least half of what he was saying, but still slayed that role so hard

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

first time watching hannibal: holy fucking shit they aired this on live tv?

second time watching: this is the most profoundly devoted love i have ever witnessed between people. truly peak literature, i will never watch something as life-changing as this show.

third rewatch: hahaha "u made me chicken soup"

I think enough time has passed that we need another medical malpractice homoerotic tv show that is as equally toxic as nbc hannibal and house md

AKIRA / アキラ (1988) dir. Otomo Katsuhiro

A comrade.

Bonus points for not letting renters burn to death in electrical fires.

these photos taken by a 'visitor' show a rare pangur expression: disgust and suspicion.

pangur photos taken by other people always fascinate me. there's a psychological darkness, her face becomes that of an enemy

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

Thank you Tumblr user destiel for making a post that is so niche that in three months people won’t understand

Turns out this was the one meme tumblr wouldn’t ever let die

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

that's fucked up bro

This seems to be what I've learned.

I hate when people describe not IMMEDIATELY responding as “ghosting.” Like “they totally ghosted me, and then when they finally texted back three hours later…” stop right there. That is not ghosting. I will teach you the meaning of ghosting

Can you tell me

please

hello?