fig becoming a paladin for kristen. fig not being religious, but looking into the face of her friend and thinking i could know god for you.

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

*canonballs into 2024 bc i've grown inured to the horrors and am overdue to be bedazzed by the wonders* giddyeup bitch

assigned they/them at first watch

defending my cringe queer romcom with my life. i will bite people.

hungry hungry hippos taught me greed

*gluttony

I am not eating small plastic balls 

Pussy

This is feeling like a very hostile place right now

I  would love to visit some innocent happy gnome village and just start stompin 

Imagine the fear

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

The Crows in Shadow and Bone Season 2 + Text Posts

Lockwood & Co. + Text Posts

hey so your boyfriend got into the gender fluid. yeah, the gallon we keep in the fridge. yeah, just chugged the entire jug with offering to share. yeah, congrats on having a girlfriend now, when are u coming to pick her up

have some stupid dps tweets