i don’t understand why some fanfiction writers will put all of their work in one giant paragraph. i am constantly abusing a paragraph break. i use it every five seconds. new subject? new paragraph. slightly different angle? new paragraph. any sentence that holds any amount of weight? boom new paragraph. i will use one word then do another paragraph break. you can’t stop me.

"How do porn artists even come up with these things" well, the common denominators of most conventional sex acts are a. things going inside other things, and b. liquids. Nearly all blatantly physically impossible porn is simply increasing the scale of one or both of these axes: that is, increasing the quantity and/or variety of things going inside other things, or increasing the quantity and/or variety of liquids. (Note: for this purpose, slimes, oozes and goops count as liquids.)

The corollary, of course, is that this space is thoroughly explored; if you think you've invented a new kink in this way, no, you haven't.

What Are You? (John Constantine x M!Reader)

Pairing: John Constantine (Matt Ryan ver.)  x Male Homosexual Reader (trans-friendly) For the pride prompt: Gay sailor boy unaffected by the sirens. He’s the only one who can save the ship… with the hot captain apparently… Rating: Teen and Up Words: 1368 POV: Second Summary: You sail into Ghost Bay and encounter sirens. All your female-attracted crewmen turn into mindless pawns. Everything just gets weird from there. Notes: Happy Belated Pride! See all works for pride 2022 here. This is the sirens song (it was used in Pirates of the Carribean as well)  Tags: vague history AU, or time travelling whatever, action, new fatasy creature: the homosexual, the only lady this reader is interested in is the sea and reader is not a fighter but we commend his guts 

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realised this was not in my masterlist for some reason and now I am wondering how many fics I forgot to put in my masterlist

a while ago i was in this small writing server for skz writers on tumblr.. its long since died now but i think i was most productive with my writing since they had this sprinto bot which if u dont know sets a timer for you to write within and track your word count and doing it with others rly lights a fire under ur ass to write n it was fun to motivate each other yk c: so if anyone else writes fic on here and want to join a discord server for sprinting/discussing writing then hmu in the reblogs/replies/asks/dms/however and ill start one if theres enough interest!!

Bro please I haven't written a single fic in 2024 yet

What scares you the most about writing?

Having to write

Tags: gender-neutral asexual reader, established relationship, coming out, fluff, hurt/comfort, pet names, SFW

word count: ~1k

a/n: i wrote this ages ago, before i even wrote the vernon x ace!reader fics and i didn't think i would ever post it tbh but i feel okay about sharing it now. i know it's rlly niche but maybe someone enjoys this anyway or can find some comfort in it~

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