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Petition to upgrade mother nature's AI

@theladypirate / theladypirate.tumblr.com

I GOT MY DEGREE BITCHES (COTA) still salty about elves and video games. Legally Gay Married
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i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

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birf

imagine being 22 years old and all you like to do is draw comics about murdering people and Nickelodeon contacts you to write a childrens’ show 

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ndiecity

i didn’t realize this was about Jhonen Vasquez and I was thinking “oh god what happened now”

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cpunkhobie2

shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)

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quote-bomber

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

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solarmama

Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

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atlinmerrick

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

also please note that the women are running around and having fun! in long skirts! probably in corsets! their clothing did not necessarily prevent this!

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